Upon further research, cavalcade does not mean what I thought it did when I wrote the title. OH WELL, TOO LATE!
Gaze deep into the catalogue of cursed artifacts, but do not blink, for that is when they may strike.
This is actually one of our rarest prints, as it is only available in three ways. First in our classic shirt. Wearing this imbues you with the power of karate, so you may defeat any clown that crosses your path.
Second, in our women’s cut. Wearing one of these will give you the power to play god. Use it wisely. Or don’t, you’re god, not me. Don’t let me tell you what to do.
And last as a 16”x20” poster. It’s an incredible piece, Rusty did a ridiculous job as always, and it looks great on our super thick Japanese paper. Also look at this little guy at the ice cream shop, they put an ice cream in his hand. Isn’t that fun!
You know what else is fun? Jumping into the vaults for some wholesome entertainment.
Things going too easy for you in your day to day life? Well look what we have in stock today:
It’s The Murderer’s Shirt! There is a story behind this one, but it’s kind of complicated and if you are able to purchase this shirt you probably know it already. But for those of you who don’t know, basically ████ ██ ██████ ██ ████ ████ ██ ████ ██ ████ and then ████ ████ ██████ ██ his ████ ██. I mean everyone initially thought ██ ██████ ██ ████████ ████ ██ ██ ██████ but then ██████ and the police ██████████.
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