I would wish you all a Happy Podcasting Day, but I’m afraid that’s inappropriate today. This is a Very Special Episode of the Dogg Zzone 9000 where Jason Pargin helps us tackle a very serious problem: Satan.
Yes, it takes three to tackle Satan – one for each leg and one up high – but more specifically, we’re talking about the Satanic Panic. It was a hilarious and ridiculous nationwide witch hunt that spanned all of the 1980s, and the inherent comedy of panicky idiots seeing the devil in nerd games was only slightly dampened by the many, many real lives it ruined.
Luckily Seanbaby brought the craziest god damn book to lighten the mood: Satanic Ritual Abuse: A Therapist’s Handbook.
It’s a manual for gullible therapists on how to coach attention-seeking adults into bad improv about the devil, and it’s full of illustrations you’d only pretend to put on the fridge even if you loved your lobster-clawed blind child very much.
Our fine Patrons get the bonus episode, where Jason sticks around to watch Aquaman do very little in a confusing tale of Super Friends! And don’t forget to buy Jason’s incredible new book, Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick, wherever incredible new books or dick punches are sold. Please also subscribe to our podcast wherever podcasts or dick punches are subscribed to, and leave a review! Be sure to mention that it DEFINITELY DOESN’T sound like we’re all a bunch of fuckin’ dweebs who the devil would never hang with. Clarify that it DOES NOT sound like that.
WE LOVE YOU, SNAP-SNAP, BUT THESE ARE OVEN DRAWINGS.
