The moon landing. Y2K. Toyotathon. Some events are so important, such a part of our cultural identity, that we remember where we were when we experienced it. We remember everything about those days, from the scent in the air to the way the sun felt as it shone upon our faces. The second year of 1900HotDog was more important and culturally impactful than all that other bullshit, and we have the merch to prove it.
Own a piece of momentous history in three different styles available in our shop, right now.
Our classic shirt is available for you in red, white, and athletic heather. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, and the Heather color contains polyester. It’s pre-shrunk, and super comfy. If you don’t see the color/size combination you are looking for, the supplier may be low and you can always check back or send us a message.
This is the only way you can get one of these official pieces of history. At some point in the future these could easily replace currency and may be the deciding factor on who rules what is left of our beautiful wasteland.
Speaking of wastelands, let’s dive into the vault!
Back in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, we made this fuckin’ shirt.
And what a fuckin’ shirt it is. If we are celebrating the second year of 1900HotDog out there, you know we have the Days of Hot Dog Adventure shirt going on in here. And the only way you can get in here is to be at the right patreon level. If you don’t remember which level that is, that’s ok because I don’t either. Just keep putting money into your computer until the vault unlocks, I think that’s how it works. Or ask on our discord, those degenerates know everything.