I really liked that action figure shirt we did a bit back. Let’s take another look at it!
This thing was great, but had some really weird timing with a dumb AI trend and I don’t think it got the attention it rightly deserved.
Look at that branding, the tasteful accessories, the over the top explosive action with articulated limbs. Hot damn that’s beautiful. The government said legally we can’t sell these as actual action figures, something about a threat to what our money is based off of or something I don’t know, but we can sell it as a shirt! And what do you know, I have a link to that shirt right here! Click that link, buy the shirt, wait for it to show up, put it on, and admire it.
I mean look at his cool knee joints!
Uh oh, I feel an overwhelming sense of dread coming from the vault this week. Dare we open it?
This baby is ready to blow!
Practice the gentle art of hand-grenade based self-defense. Sensei Chuck honed his hand grenade-based martial arts through countless trials and emergency room visits. Put this shirt on and let everyone around you know that you studied at a dojo that has its own federal powerpoint presentation! Available only in the vault, because we can’t trust this kind of power to just anyone off of a random street in Florida, grab one today.
Trauma puppets not included.