It’s time for your 2025 HotDog wrapped, find out how much of your data we sold at a profit with this slideshow we let AI put together.
Nah, that’d be fucked up. Let’s look at merch!
2025 saw the release of six new 1900HotDog themed illustrations, not including BIGFEETS (which we will get on a different day). That is incredible. This is almost your last chance to buy as much of these as you can to try and write them off as charitable donations on your taxes next year. Don’t take advice from a comedy website merch post about how to do your taxes, but also totally do that.
And now here they are in no particular order
Seanbaby’s Tidbits Babies – Please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.
Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, and a tanktop.
Hot Dog Pail Kids – Collect them all! There are two. They’re on this shirt.
Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, and a tanktop.
Hot Dog Assault – This is your brain on Hot Dog.
Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, a tanktop, AND our only hoodie!
Dogg Rodd – Slam in the back of our Doggula.
Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, and a tanktop.
Hot Dog Action Figure – With real Nitrate-Blasting action!
Available ONLY as a classic cut shirt. Incredibly rare!
Hot Dog Karate – Learn the forbidden groin secrets of the east.
Available as a classic cut shirt, and a women’s cut shirt.
And this year saw the installation of The PoxCo Vault. A horrible place of wonders and punishments, only viewable by those damned enough to have been cursed with forbidden knowledge.
I’m not going to pop this vault door wide open and let everything out, but I will open it a tad further today just to show three items I really enjoyed this year.
The Jimmy Jiggles Dad Hat. Get your dad a hat he’ll never understand.
The Understated Hot Dog Track Jacket. Let them know you’re a maniac in a tasteful, subtle way.
And our line of exclusive Hot Dog Business Casual Polos. Smuggle a lil’ Jimmy Jiggles into work. It’s a felony.
Each of these is such an absurd little slice of 1900HotDog, and I love that they exist out there in the real world. You guys are wild, it’s awesome.
