Hot damn, the boys are up against the Lava Apes!
No better way to start the month than by bringing this one back out of the vaults. It’s just too good to be locked away.
This hot dog victory is immortalized on a shirt, available in three colors, so you can proudly show the world that you’ll never forget that fateful day. Our shirts are made from soft, high-quality Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with Heather colors getting a touch of polyester for that perfect blend. They’re lightweight but not flimsy, coming in at 4.2 oz./yd², and they’re pre-shrunk, so they won’t suddenly betray you after the first wash. The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping make sure they fit well and stay comfortable, no matter how many times you wear them.
And if your home-built shrine needs that extra touch of glory, we’ve got you covered with a 24”x36” poster printed on that ridiculously thick Japanese paper I always bring up. At 10.3 mil thick and 189 g/m², it’s got just the right weight and texture to feel substantial without being overkill. The print is crisp, the colors are vibrant, and with 94% opacity, it’s going to look sharp no matter where you hang it. Why go through all the trouble to get it printed on this paper? Because if you’re going to commemorate the ancient battle, only the best will do.