Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Fucking Day: BDSM Coloring Book
02/20/2023
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Nerding Day: Tricks to Pick Up Chicks 🌭
02/17/2023
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Upsetting Day: Prime Mover 🌭
02/16/2023
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Podcasting Day: Masters of the Gridiron 🌭
02/15/2023
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Learning Day: UCSB’s Self-Published Dorm 🌭
02/14/2023
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Fucking Day: Bagged by the Groceries
02/13/2023
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Nerding Day: Vampire Jokes and Cartoons 🌭
02/10/2023
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Battle Hugs
02/09/2023
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Podcasting Day: Dr. Ruth’s Game of Good Sex with Hana Michels 🌭
02/08/2023
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Learning Day: Helping Hands Homeschool Romance 🌭
02/07/2023
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Upsetting Day: Charmin’s Toilet Tunes
02/06/2023
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Punching Day: PUNCHES 🌭
02/03/2023
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Vanning Day: The 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest Winners!
02/02/2023
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Podcasting Day: Kumite the Home Game, Episode 2 with Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero 🌭
02/01/2023
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Fucking Day: Naked Attraction 🌭
01/31/2023
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Upsetting Day: Wuthering High 🌭
01/30/2023
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Teamworking Day: Billy Ocean’s Star Wars 🌭
01/27/2023
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Nerding Day: Buster Brown 🌭
01/26/2023
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Podcasting Day: Knife or Death with Lydia Bugg 🌭
01/25/2023
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Upsetting Day: Hate Mail from Cheerleaders
01/24/2023
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Learning Day: Dancing with Dogs
01/23/2023
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Learning Day: F.A.R.T.s The Movies 🌭
01/20/2023
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Vanning Day: The 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest
01/19/2023
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Podcasting Day: Shrunken Heads with Max Booth 🌭
01/18/2023
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Upsetting Day: The CCP Rap 🌭
01/17/2023
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Nerding Day: Mormon Toy Review
01/16/2023
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Upsetting Day: The Girl Watcher 🌭
01/13/2023
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Punching Day: Captain Pronin 🌭
01/12/2023
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Podcasting Day: The Power Team Album with Todd in the Shadows 🌭
01/11/2023
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Learning Day: What Makes a Woman GIB?
01/10/2023
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Learning Day: How to Work for a Woman Boss
01/09/2023
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Fucking Day: How to Date a Jamaican Man 🌭
01/06/2023
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Existentialist Urkel Terror!
01/05/2023
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Podcasting Day: Bigfoot Shootout! with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee 🌭
01/04/2023
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Upsetting Day: The Annual Tumblefook & Pygge’s Catalog 🌭
01/03/2023
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Nerding Day: Destiny Turns On The Radio
01/02/2023
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MEGA-Teamworking Day: Japanese Commercials 🌭
12/30/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Teamworking Day 🌭
12/29/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Podcasting Day 🌭
12/28/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: The Best of YOU 🌭
12/27/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Sissyneck Day 🌭
12/26/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Dennard Dayle Day 🌭
12/23/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Tom Reimann Day 🌭
12/22/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Alex Schmidt Day 🌭
12/21/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Brendan McGinley Day 🌭
12/20/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Lydia Bugg Day! 🌭
12/19/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Upsetting Day 🌭
12/16/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Fucking Day 🌭
12/15/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Nerding Day 🌭
12/14/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Punching Day 🌭
12/13/2022
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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Learning Day 🌭
12/12/2022
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Upsetting Day: The Slotomania Live Christmas Special 🌭
12/09/2022
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Upsetting Day: RAPIST BEWARE! 🌭
12/08/2022
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Podcasting Day: Eliminators with Dirk Marshall 🌭
12/07/2022
6 Comments
Learning Day: President Warren G. Harding’s Unbreakable Dong Cryptography 🌭
12/06/2022
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Upsetting Day: A Very Larry Christmas 🌭
12/05/2022
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Upsetting Day: Vegemorphs
12/02/2022
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Teamworking Day: Baby Got Book
12/01/2022
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Podcasting Day: Satanic Backmasking with Jason Pargin 🌭
11/30/2022
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Learning Day: The O’Reilly Factor for Kids 🌭
11/29/2022
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