Quick, I heard you’re supposed to pour boiling coffee down your throat to harm the witch!
“It’s like joining the military to help people: Somebody is going to exploit your laughable naivete to fuck you, and it honestly would be your best case scenario if I meant that literally.”
I feel personally attacked, and I’m totally going to use the doll to show the jury where this post inappropriately touched me.
That’s okay, I know a few places that make dolls with huge dicks.
Very kind of you. Do you think we could tap Gary Busey and supporting cast for the hearing?
Y-E-S, now that stands for Yesterday’s Energy Sermon which means that-
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My voice! My fucking voice!
Quick, I heard you’re supposed to pour boiling coffee down your throat to harm the witch!
“It’s like joining the military to help people: Somebody is going to exploit your laughable naivete to fuck you, and it honestly would be your best case scenario if I meant that literally.”
I feel personally attacked, and I’m totally going to use the doll to show the jury where this post inappropriately touched me.
That’s okay, I know a few places that make dolls with huge dicks.
Very kind of you. Do you think we could tap Gary Busey and supporting cast for the hearing?
Y-E-S, now that stands for Yesterday’s Energy Sermon which means that-