There once was a princess named Tivia
Who came from the planet of Nivia
Got covered in gross fluids
By a creepy Space Druid
Turns out twas her strange Paraphilia
love it!
Okay, Munchy needs to be the new official resident poet.
Thank you, hotdogs. You took my childhood dream of getting a multimedia expansion on the kickass Crossfire commercials and showed me how much you can fuck up an awesome concept by adding lore.
This is the absolute best thing that has happened to me, today January 20, 2021.
Best $5 I’ve ever spent on a commentary on Lazer Tag-related literature.
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With apologies to, well, everybody:
There once was a princess named Tivia
Who came from the planet of Nivia
Got covered in gross fluids
By a creepy Space Druid
Turns out twas her strange Paraphilia
love it!
Okay, Munchy needs to be the new official resident poet.
Thank you, hotdogs. You took my childhood dream of getting a multimedia expansion on the kickass Crossfire commercials and showed me how much you can fuck up an awesome concept by adding lore.
This is the absolute best thing that has happened to me, today January 20, 2021.
Best $5 I’ve ever spent on a commentary on Lazer Tag-related literature.
Holy shit, high bar!