Cocoa! Tea! Warm Piss! You can drink anything if you have the right equipment!
Look, I went to Japan and got all zen and centered and shit. I’m totally at peace with everything and I feel like it is reflecting in these store posts. You could put these babies on pinterest they look so good.
I put that Hot Dog Assault Mug there on that little patch of moss. Maybe the contrast and color isn’t perfect, but maybe that’s what makes it special. Special like when you pour a little bit of daddy’s special drink into your morning cup of coffee. Maybe if you buy some mugs I’ll do better photoshop images for the store post. I’m game if you are.
The Hot Dog Pail Kids Mug sits defiantly at the edge of a garden rock, daring gravity to take it. That’s the kind of certainty and tenacity I expect in a mug that can hold up in the dishwasher and microwave. That’s how you know it’s good quality, because it dares nature and holds liquids.
Check out the rest of our mugs. It’s the perfect time to pick one or seventeen up!
OH SHIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING LAST WEEK. Ok hang on, follow me into the vault.
Ok, pretend it is last Saturday. Ok.
Wow guys, Thanksgiving sure did fly by, but you know what is still in season? TRAXXGIVING, BABY!
Available this week in the vault, we have the original Ghana Traxx Shirt ready for any spelunker brave enough to delve deep enough. You can’t get enough of Shadoe Stevens, and neither can the Ghanians, and that’s why we had to develop this incredible shirt. Available only to a select few, get yours now or shit your pants on the way to work. The choice is yours.