Hi, 1-900-Hotdoggers! Let’s open this fire safety book called “Children Are No Match For Fire” and see how ridicu– oh no. No, no, no, no, this can’t be right.
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5 replies on “Let’s Read: Children Are No Match For Fire”
I love this kind of shit. More, please.
I think I passed through Park Sex Chester when I visited the UK last year.
This article is every reason Im Joseph Grimaldi 11,11 4 Life. I work with some pretty depressing situations. But then you come home, put the kids to bed, read your daily 1900HOTDOG and realize how lucky you are that you’re not raising Barry. Right? I’m not, RIGHT?!
This kind of shit, it means we’re eventually going to get another Man Comics, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it?! I’m so excited, my dick is grinding it’s teeth!
The Silent Barbecue Burns Hotdoglessly would make a great 1-900-Hotdog t-shirt. Or a great insult non-supporters? Oh you don’t donate to 1-900-Hotdog? Burn in hell you Silent Barbecue.