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6 replies on “Upsetting Day: Jewel-Osco’s JoJo Mascot Can Suck It”
“Legally distinct from a Minion” slayed me . . . it’s like when my sister failed student teaching, decided not to retry it, and could not be awarded an Elementary Education degree, so her degree reads “Bachelor of Science in General Studies, Non-Teaching Specification.” It’s not a degree, but a disclaimer.
How many of her books on home schooling does Seanbaby own?
For some reason I read this and thought: “oh, this must have been what The Tiger King was like even before that Netflix thing”
His shirt makes me feel nauseous. It’s bad enough when anthropomorphic creatures wear shirts with no pants but somehow it’s so, so much worse with this… thing. Those weird legs dangling out of that red furry thatch that is barely covering unspeakable things lurking in that moist darkness… blergh!
C’mon, Lyds. Just kick Jojo’s malformed arse already. BREAK HIM!!
I’m 47, and I have lived all but 6 of those years in the Chicago area. Jewel-Osco was my go-to grocery store/pharmacy for four decades.
Guess what happened during those six years when I was out of the region?
The Cubs won the World Series, and JoJo was summoned to our plane of existence.
Thank you, Lydia–for reassuring me that I picked the right time to relocate.
I’ve been back since late 2020, and JoJo was already long forgotten.
If it had not been for the journalistic diligence of 1-900🌭, I never would have been aware that JoJo once walked among us.
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6 replies on “Upsetting Day: Jewel-Osco’s JoJo Mascot Can Suck It”
“Legally distinct from a Minion” slayed me . . . it’s like when my sister failed student teaching, decided not to retry it, and could not be awarded an Elementary Education degree, so her degree reads “Bachelor of Science in General Studies, Non-Teaching Specification.” It’s not a degree, but a disclaimer.
How many of her books on home schooling does Seanbaby own?
For some reason I read this and thought: “oh, this must have been what The Tiger King was like even before that Netflix thing”
His shirt makes me feel nauseous. It’s bad enough when anthropomorphic creatures wear shirts with no pants but somehow it’s so, so much worse with this… thing. Those weird legs dangling out of that red furry thatch that is barely covering unspeakable things lurking in that moist darkness… blergh!
C’mon, Lyds. Just kick Jojo’s malformed arse already. BREAK HIM!!
I’m 47, and I have lived all but 6 of those years in the Chicago area. Jewel-Osco was my go-to grocery store/pharmacy for four decades.
Guess what happened during those six years when I was out of the region?
The Cubs won the World Series, and JoJo was summoned to our plane of existence.
Thank you, Lydia–for reassuring me that I picked the right time to relocate.
I’ve been back since late 2020, and JoJo was already long forgotten.
If it had not been for the journalistic diligence of 1-900🌭, I never would have been aware that JoJo once walked among us.