8 replies on “Fucking Day: A Bluntly Titled Sex Manual”
I’ve been dealing with the psychological consequences of having to hide my light under a bushel and for my benefit I have to come out and admit it: I am Andy Yandy. I’m a rad dude. Make all them bitches squirters. Also all that geometry made me a decent Pool player
Fully expected Andy Yandy to be Vivian Ice AKA Melody Love
A simple matter of anatomy, physics, geometry and time sounds like something a space wizard would say as they opened up a portal to a moister dimension so…I guess it works?
This may be ancillary, but I am loving the Herculoid ads.
I was very concerned about what a more contextual Poxco ad would have in store for me at the end of this squirting article. Herculoids save the day again.
Anyone can make a woman squirt. A true pro can make Zok squirt (and when Zok squirts it looks like lasers and will totally fuck up a Mole Man, but it’s not lasers).
So, talking to the reader like a child, lots of superficial geometry mentions, colourful language, only six pages but it’s a book- did someone Fiverr a custom children’s book titled “how to count to 10, Bert?” from an unfortunately dyslexic Andy Yandy?
Finally I can tell my wife that I’m not bad at sex, just at geometry.
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8 replies on “Fucking Day: A Bluntly Titled Sex Manual”
I’ve been dealing with the psychological consequences of having to hide my light under a bushel and for my benefit I have to come out and admit it: I am Andy Yandy. I’m a rad dude. Make all them bitches squirters. Also all that geometry made me a decent Pool player
Fully expected Andy Yandy to be Vivian Ice AKA Melody Love
A simple matter of anatomy, physics, geometry and time sounds like something a space wizard would say as they opened up a portal to a moister dimension so…I guess it works?
This may be ancillary, but I am loving the Herculoid ads.
I was very concerned about what a more contextual Poxco ad would have in store for me at the end of this squirting article. Herculoids save the day again.
Anyone can make a woman squirt. A true pro can make Zok squirt (and when Zok squirts it looks like lasers and will totally fuck up a Mole Man, but it’s not lasers).
So, talking to the reader like a child, lots of superficial geometry mentions, colourful language, only six pages but it’s a book- did someone Fiverr a custom children’s book titled “how to count to 10, Bert?” from an unfortunately dyslexic Andy Yandy?
Finally I can tell my wife that I’m not bad at sex, just at geometry.