7 replies on “Fucking Day: Bible Blowjob: The Sexy Blowjob: Blow Job Like a Pro”
This might be my favorite instance of mangled English in the history of HotDog or “the other site” or even OG Classic SeanbabyDOTcom,
Completely unsure of verb tenses or what an ‘s’ at the end of a word signifies, but also able to use polysyllabic words like Quantitatively and Qualitatively in a way that doesnt require the author to know what they mean. And hints at mastery of even more languages! They put the beret on the e in cliched!
I might actually buy this one!
Lydia Bugg makes me guffaw and chortle. I get so fucking excited when I see she has written something new. Thank you for the fantastic read.
I laughed at this so hard and loud, I startled the neighbor’s dog.
It’s win either way with that tabernacle advice. Thank for your wisdom Lydia!
Are we sure Nancy Smith isn’t just a pen name for Mario Corelli? Because this really reads like something that should sit on a shelf right next to “101 Things to Make Her Wet.”
If she is real, I’d love to see her and Mario make a sex tape. It would be a absolute triumph of dadaist film making. (Though not something any human being might recognize as pornography.)
“If she is real, I’d love to see her and Mario make a sex tape. It would be a absolute triumph of dadaist film making.”
Hopefully it involves very few warts. And very many generally pubic mounds.
It’s always so funny to see people complicated sex like this. There’s so little mystery between honest partners, but these weirdos don’t know how intimate honesty works so they assume people need guides with such incredible advice as “do something gross in a movie theater”.
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7 replies on “Fucking Day: Bible Blowjob: The Sexy Blowjob: Blow Job Like a Pro”
This might be my favorite instance of mangled English in the history of HotDog or “the other site” or even OG Classic SeanbabyDOTcom,
Completely unsure of verb tenses or what an ‘s’ at the end of a word signifies, but also able to use polysyllabic words like Quantitatively and Qualitatively in a way that doesnt require the author to know what they mean. And hints at mastery of even more languages! They put the beret on the e in cliched!
I might actually buy this one!
Lydia Bugg makes me guffaw and chortle. I get so fucking excited when I see she has written something new. Thank you for the fantastic read.
I laughed at this so hard and loud, I startled the neighbor’s dog.
It’s win either way with that tabernacle advice. Thank for your wisdom Lydia!
Are we sure Nancy Smith isn’t just a pen name for Mario Corelli? Because this really reads like something that should sit on a shelf right next to “101 Things to Make Her Wet.”
If she is real, I’d love to see her and Mario make a sex tape. It would be a absolute triumph of dadaist film making. (Though not something any human being might recognize as pornography.)
“If she is real, I’d love to see her and Mario make a sex tape. It would be a absolute triumph of dadaist film making.”
Hopefully it involves very few warts. And very many generally pubic mounds.
It’s always so funny to see people complicated sex like this. There’s so little mystery between honest partners, but these weirdos don’t know how intimate honesty works so they assume people need guides with such incredible advice as “do something gross in a movie theater”.