I used to do Murder Mystery Dinner Theater shows in the mid-late 90’s and one of our locations had another room for solo shows with past their prime celebrities. The two spaces shared a backstage area, and through this I met Gallagher II as well. Also The Amazing Kreskin, Jimmie Walker, Michael Winslow, and my pride of them all, Frank Fucking Gorshin.
Once you start calling a piezoelectric grill lighter ‘natural’, I’m pretty sure you can claim cars are ‘natural’ movement or American cheese is natural ‘food’.
Also, holy crap, I thought Gallagher II was a joke. I had no idea he had a near identical somehow-how-not-twin brother. How was a not made aware of this sooner?!
You need to use the Stimulator directly on your brain. Then you will remember things you never knew.
Herbal remedies and supplements are the same.
The front labels tell you what they are and what they’re supposed to do.
The back labels are all dominated by the same disclaimer:
THIS PRODUCT HAS NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FDA. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, OR CURE ANY DISEASE OR CONDITION.
Basically, IF they work for whatever reason you bought them, that’s probably a completely unrelated coincidence.
When you buy a bottle of aspirin, you have at least some assurance that, if taken as directed, for the reasons the label lists, it will work for most people, and if it doesn’t, it’s probably because you have a more serious condition that requires a doctor’s assistance.
They wouldn’t be able to sell it as medicine if they couldn’t prove, to the FDA’s satisfaction, that it was effective.
Herbal remedies are different: other than proving that they are non-toxic when taken as directed (disclaimer or no, you can’t just sell people cyanide or arsenic pills), their makers have absolutely no obligation to prove that their products do anything at all….
…they could be dessicated goat shit in time-release capsules, and there’s nothing you, the consumer, can do about it.
They warned you that the pills you’re buying do literally nothing, and you bought them anyway.
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I used to do Murder Mystery Dinner Theater shows in the mid-late 90’s and one of our locations had another room for solo shows with past their prime celebrities. The two spaces shared a backstage area, and through this I met Gallagher II as well. Also The Amazing Kreskin, Jimmie Walker, Michael Winslow, and my pride of them all, Frank Fucking Gorshin.
Once you start calling a piezoelectric grill lighter ‘natural’, I’m pretty sure you can claim cars are ‘natural’ movement or American cheese is natural ‘food’.
Also, holy crap, I thought Gallagher II was a joke. I had no idea he had a near identical somehow-how-not-twin brother. How was a not made aware of this sooner?!
You need to use the Stimulator directly on your brain. Then you will remember things you never knew.
Herbal remedies and supplements are the same.
The front labels tell you what they are and what they’re supposed to do.
The back labels are all dominated by the same disclaimer:
THIS PRODUCT HAS NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FDA. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, OR CURE ANY DISEASE OR CONDITION.
Basically, IF they work for whatever reason you bought them, that’s probably a completely unrelated coincidence.
When you buy a bottle of aspirin, you have at least some assurance that, if taken as directed, for the reasons the label lists, it will work for most people, and if it doesn’t, it’s probably because you have a more serious condition that requires a doctor’s assistance.
They wouldn’t be able to sell it as medicine if they couldn’t prove, to the FDA’s satisfaction, that it was effective.
Herbal remedies are different: other than proving that they are non-toxic when taken as directed (disclaimer or no, you can’t just sell people cyanide or arsenic pills), their makers have absolutely no obligation to prove that their products do anything at all….
…they could be dessicated goat shit in time-release capsules, and there’s nothing you, the consumer, can do about it.
They warned you that the pills you’re buying do literally nothing, and you bought them anyway.