14 replies on “Fucking Day: The Yearble in Diebel”
BUY
THAT
GRAVE!
He tried to sue you, cause he wanted some of that sweet, sweet hotdogs money.
BUY! THAT! GRAVE!
BUY THAT GRAAAAAAAAVE
I’m so happy that Sean and Brockway will be able to get buried together.
I think Sean’s plan was to be buried INSIDE Brockway. Or I have that flip-flopped. Either way, we’ll be able to get them both into one grave.
This is a masterpiece of investigative journalism
Full bore serious here, if you take up a collection to buy it I am in!
C’mon guys, only $34.50 each for 100 of us to buy Diebel’s sad aspirational 2 person grave and literally take the last shred of this misogynist conman’s dream of not dying alone!
Hold on, are the two tips about pizza and coupons a targeted dig against Godek’s dating advice?
That’s how I interpreted it too.
It only said “half off”. I think that means that you only get half the grave. In other words, Don still gets to be buried in the other “stackable” half, on top of you or under you (depending on who dies first).
In other words, if you actually use the half a grave, Don will be there soon. And he finally scores.
The sadness of prepurchasing a double grave plot that will never be more than half used just washed over me like a wave. And nothing has been more perfect in the world than the possibility of Sean buying Diebel’s grave.
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14 replies on “Fucking Day: The Yearble in Diebel”
BUY
THAT
GRAVE!
He tried to sue you, cause he wanted some of that sweet, sweet hotdogs money.
BUY! THAT! GRAVE!
BUY THAT GRAAAAAAAAVE
I’m so happy that Sean and Brockway will be able to get buried together.
I think Sean’s plan was to be buried INSIDE Brockway. Or I have that flip-flopped. Either way, we’ll be able to get them both into one grave.
This is a masterpiece of investigative journalism
Full bore serious here, if you take up a collection to buy it I am in!
C’mon guys, only $34.50 each for 100 of us to buy Diebel’s sad aspirational 2 person grave and literally take the last shred of this misogynist conman’s dream of not dying alone!
Hold on, are the two tips about pizza and coupons a targeted dig against Godek’s dating advice?
That’s how I interpreted it too.
It only said “half off”. I think that means that you only get half the grave. In other words, Don still gets to be buried in the other “stackable” half, on top of you or under you (depending on who dies first).
In other words, if you actually use the half a grave, Don will be there soon. And he finally scores.
The sadness of prepurchasing a double grave plot that will never be more than half used just washed over me like a wave. And nothing has been more perfect in the world than the possibility of Sean buying Diebel’s grave.