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Fucking Day: The Erotic Baker

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When I wanted to make my adopted grandfather a boob cake I just went to the sex shop and bought a mold, experimented with pink marshmallow nipples until I got it right. You’d think those Wall Street creeps could have at least TRIED.

There is a universe of context missing from almost every piece of this sentence. I want to see the events leading up to this occasion in every movie theater across America.

Lydia, please for the love of god stop making me laugh. I nearly choked to death when I saw the words “toasted coconut pubes” and “grape clit.”

I’ve recently re-read some older articles on the site. The bar for cookbooks on 1-900-HOTDOG is so low that I’m just really glad the ingredients in this cookbook are actual food.

Only thing I can guess for a Sunday evening orgy is after eating a giant wang Hot Dish at the weekly church Potluck. Which on one hand, ew. On the other, that would explain how some people get into the weirder sects cold.

Haven’t you learned?

The only thing separating Upsetting Day from all the other days is they tell you which particular flavor of upsetting to expect…

Upsetting Day itself is beyond categorization.

Chili at an orgy? I … I just … I honestly can’t imagine a worse dish for such an occasion.

Oh yeah! Corn!😍😏

Nothing sexier than a food that looks the same going in as coming out…

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