8 replies on “Fucking Day: Making Her Cum? Shouldn’t Be That Hard.”
This is 100% a sex manual written by one of those jaded Russian prostitutes from Troom Troom
This and all other sex manuals are redundant once you know the greatest sex tip of them all: āGenerally pubic mound.ā
Iāve said that so many times in my day to day life, that itās spread to non-hot doggers, and then again to their circle of friends. There is a restaurant at Disney world where the staff say āgenerally pubic moundā all the time and donāt know why. Itās wonderful.
I can’t believe this book hasn’t been written by an AI. Is clear that the author knows the mechanics of both sex and language but has never practice either of them with a human. Maybe AIs have finally mastered time-travel? Oh my god! I salute you robot overlords, I’m in hot dog just for the jokes I promise.
At the risk of outing myself as a huge nerd, why is āMaking Her Cum?ā on the cover in the Star Trek TOS font? Iām not suggesting we narc to Paramount or anything. I mean, how do you even serve a cease and desist letter to Bigfoot?
I freely admit that I thought the exact same thing at first glance – why are they hijacking the Star Trek font for a sex book?
After I read Lydia’s excerpts, I knew who wrote that book. Remember Big Bang Theory when Raj talks about his cousin Sam in Kolkata being the tech support guy? That mix of British and broken/ancient English sounds like every Indian-written paper I’ve edited (and that’s actually kind of a lot). I know it was really Sam in Kolkata pretending to be Sassy Abe…
The excerpts feel like something that was machine translated by the janky pre-neural network type of translation software, but then there’s something about the sentence structures that brings to mind some of my Indian or Sri Lankan acquaintances’ speech patterns. So Lincoln Bigfoot might well be the product of a guy in Colombo pulling ‘murica words from a hat until he landed on pure gold
I figured it out:
Bigfoot Lincoln is a Victorian Age steampunk robot built by a mad scientist to write sex manuals, since it was illegal for humans to do it.
It named itself Yeti Jefferson, but changed its name in the 1860s to honor the recently assassinated President.
Whether it traveled through time, or has been in hiding for two centuries, gathering data, we may never know.
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8 replies on “Fucking Day: Making Her Cum? Shouldn’t Be That Hard.”
This is 100% a sex manual written by one of those jaded Russian prostitutes from Troom Troom
This and all other sex manuals are redundant once you know the greatest sex tip of them all: āGenerally pubic mound.ā
Iāve said that so many times in my day to day life, that itās spread to non-hot doggers, and then again to their circle of friends. There is a restaurant at Disney world where the staff say āgenerally pubic moundā all the time and donāt know why. Itās wonderful.
I can’t believe this book hasn’t been written by an AI. Is clear that the author knows the mechanics of both sex and language but has never practice either of them with a human. Maybe AIs have finally mastered time-travel? Oh my god! I salute you robot overlords, I’m in hot dog just for the jokes I promise.
At the risk of outing myself as a huge nerd, why is āMaking Her Cum?ā on the cover in the Star Trek TOS font? Iām not suggesting we narc to Paramount or anything. I mean, how do you even serve a cease and desist letter to Bigfoot?
I freely admit that I thought the exact same thing at first glance – why are they hijacking the Star Trek font for a sex book?
After I read Lydia’s excerpts, I knew who wrote that book. Remember Big Bang Theory when Raj talks about his cousin Sam in Kolkata being the tech support guy? That mix of British and broken/ancient English sounds like every Indian-written paper I’ve edited (and that’s actually kind of a lot). I know it was really Sam in Kolkata pretending to be Sassy Abe…
The excerpts feel like something that was machine translated by the janky pre-neural network type of translation software, but then there’s something about the sentence structures that brings to mind some of my Indian or Sri Lankan acquaintances’ speech patterns. So Lincoln Bigfoot might well be the product of a guy in Colombo pulling ‘murica words from a hat until he landed on pure gold
I figured it out:
Bigfoot Lincoln is a Victorian Age steampunk robot built by a mad scientist to write sex manuals, since it was illegal for humans to do it.
It named itself Yeti Jefferson, but changed its name in the 1860s to honor the recently assassinated President.
Whether it traveled through time, or has been in hiding for two centuries, gathering data, we may never know.