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Fucking Day: Making Her Cum? Shouldn’t Be That Hard.

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6 replies on “Fucking Day: Making Her Cum? Shouldn’t Be That Hard.”

This is 100% a sex manual written by one of those jaded Russian prostitutes from Troom Troom

This and all other sex manuals are redundant once you know the greatest sex tip of them all: “Generally pubic mound.”

I’ve said that so many times in my day to day life, that it’s spread to non-hot doggers, and then again to their circle of friends. There is a restaurant at Disney world where the staff say “generally pubic mound” all the time and don’t know why. It’s wonderful.

I can’t believe this book hasn’t been written by an AI. Is clear that the author knows the mechanics of both sex and language but has never practice either of them with a human. Maybe AIs have finally mastered time-travel? Oh my god! I salute you robot overlords, I’m in hot dog just for the jokes I promise.

At the risk of outing myself as a huge nerd, why is “Making Her Cum?” on the cover in the Star Trek TOS font? I’m not suggesting we narc to Paramount or anything. I mean, how do you even serve a cease and desist letter to Bigfoot?

I freely admit that I thought the exact same thing at first glance – why are they hijacking the Star Trek font for a sex book?

After I read Lydia’s excerpts, I knew who wrote that book. Remember Big Bang Theory when Raj talks about his cousin Sam in Kolkata being the tech support guy? That mix of British and broken/ancient English sounds like every Indian-written paper I’ve edited (and that’s actually kind of a lot). I know it was really Sam in Kolkata pretending to be Sassy Abe…

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