Do you still get the discount if you are straight but your civet is bi?
$8.99 1996 Andy Dick fukken destroyed me
(also that is a got dang BARGAIN)
I saw a horse psychic in real life once. Shit got wild when they accidentally swapped bodies and the horse didn’t know the magic words to switch them back.
the funnest pet psychic gig has to be old cats. you can just say any mean, grumpy thing–“your cat thinks you’re an asshole and rap music isn’t REAL music”–and the people paying you would believe it
Thanks Liddy, I too like to believe that Woody Guthrie’s guitar reincarnated as a Bojangles box.
Like we need a psychic and $228 to know what an axolotl is thinking:
“What the actual FUCK? What am I? WHY am I??? What the Hell was God smoking when He made me?”
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Do you still get the discount if you are straight but your civet is bi?
$8.99 1996 Andy Dick fukken destroyed me
(also that is a got dang BARGAIN)
I saw a horse psychic in real life once. Shit got wild when they accidentally swapped bodies and the horse didn’t know the magic words to switch them back.
the funnest pet psychic gig has to be old cats. you can just say any mean, grumpy thing–“your cat thinks you’re an asshole and rap music isn’t REAL music”–and the people paying you would believe it
Thanks Liddy, I too like to believe that Woody Guthrie’s guitar reincarnated as a Bojangles box.
Like we need a psychic and $228 to know what an axolotl is thinking:
“What the actual FUCK? What am I? WHY am I??? What the Hell was God smoking when He made me?”