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Upsetting Day: Sylvester Stallone’s Chaos Pen

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After reading the first paragraph, I immediately switched from my tablet so that I could watch the trailer on my big monitor. I was really happy with how they animated the bottom serifs of the word “CHAOS”.

The Pargin point on this video peaks at when the pens are getting obliterated by lasers.

I was going to comment something snarky, but the top comment on the trailer’s video makes anything I’d say obsolete:

“This was the longest bowling alley strike screen ever.”

Out of the park.

what a betrayal, by all that is right in this world this pen design should be manufactured out of the most poisonous alloy the chinese government still lets you call brass, and sold at a stall by a vest-wearing man, right next to decks of poorly printed racy playing cards and Ziipp-O-brand lighters with prominent iron cross decals.

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