8 replies on “Nerding Day: The National Turtle Quiz Jokebook”
Why are the pizzas so finely detailed with ingredients yet the turtles themselves so slapdash? Incredible
Seemingly with a scoop of ice cream where none is warranted?
That bit’s actually from the cartoon. There’s a running gag where they like things on their pizzas that do not belong on pizzas.
You have to get the answers to these puns right or it is detention/nunchuck abuse at some Western Mass and southern New Hampshire private schools funded entirely by the Eastman-Laird Fund.
The Foot Soldier’s bio calls them “skeletal” too, so there was some sort of undead thing going on I guess?
The inclusion of a Frank Dux Navajo White sock hotel camouflage joke is admirable but, once again, satire fails to match the absurdity of the real life Frank Dux, as the socks were meant to camouflage your HANDS not the feet, where, u know, socks would normaly go.
Are there any cartoon theme joke books that are actually good? Is that even possible?
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8 replies on “Nerding Day: The National Turtle Quiz Jokebook”
Why are the pizzas so finely detailed with ingredients yet the turtles themselves so slapdash? Incredible
Seemingly with a scoop of ice cream where none is warranted?
That bit’s actually from the cartoon. There’s a running gag where they like things on their pizzas that do not belong on pizzas.
You have to get the answers to these puns right or it is detention/nunchuck abuse at some Western Mass and southern New Hampshire private schools funded entirely by the Eastman-Laird Fund.
The Foot Soldier’s bio calls them “skeletal” too, so there was some sort of undead thing going on I guess?
The inclusion of a Frank Dux Navajo White sock hotel camouflage joke is admirable but, once again, satire fails to match the absurdity of the real life Frank Dux, as the socks were meant to camouflage your HANDS not the feet, where, u know, socks would normaly go.
Are there any cartoon theme joke books that are actually good? Is that even possible?
And not one “Cowabunga.” My brain hurts.