14 replies on “Upsetting Day: Baby Clothes for the Unhinged Maniac”
The robots know we hate our children.
I was genuinely close to throwing up in my mouth at that point. ‘Pound My Cake Daddy’ gave me feel a very specific flavour of upset that I didn’t know existed before now.
Sorry, I was supposed to be replying to Frankie.
As a mixed romani person, I genuinely appreciate the specification of a *romani* curse. I realize this may sound sarcastic, but it’s always nice when someone clearly thought a second and went ‘no sir, this article about the worst things our society could have conceived of, racist and also sexually charged shirts for babies, will NOT begin with a slur’.
It was the ‘small parts choking hazard’ that killed a little of MY soul, I dunno about anyone else.
“[child removed from the home by social services]”
With the missus still pregnant, we get the added horrifying thought experiment of how that happened!
Spawn Will Absolutely Immolate Michael
Oh, mazel tov by the way, Mr. Swaim.
What kind of person thought it was a good idea to make and sale this? What kind of person buy this? Surely not one has actually saw a child wearing one of these right?
Jesus, fuck. I didn’t know it was possible to feel physically assaulted by disgust. Swaim out here every day showing me new sensations like a goddamn Cenobite.
Okay but why
Mother of god
Congratulations Mr. Swaim! The joy of your news partially offset the absolute despair induced by your article.
This is dark.
And the ladies in the church nursery thought I was a monster for bringing my kid in a “Cthulhu 2024 – No Lives Matter” onesie!
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14 replies on “Upsetting Day: Baby Clothes for the Unhinged Maniac”
The robots know we hate our children.
I was genuinely close to throwing up in my mouth at that point. ‘Pound My Cake Daddy’ gave me feel a very specific flavour of upset that I didn’t know existed before now.
Sorry, I was supposed to be replying to Frankie.
As a mixed romani person, I genuinely appreciate the specification of a *romani* curse. I realize this may sound sarcastic, but it’s always nice when someone clearly thought a second and went ‘no sir, this article about the worst things our society could have conceived of, racist and also sexually charged shirts for babies, will NOT begin with a slur’.
It was the ‘small parts choking hazard’ that killed a little of MY soul, I dunno about anyone else.
“[child removed from the home by social services]”
With the missus still pregnant, we get the added horrifying thought experiment of how that happened!
Spawn Will Absolutely Immolate Michael
Oh, mazel tov by the way, Mr. Swaim.
What kind of person thought it was a good idea to make and sale this? What kind of person buy this? Surely not one has actually saw a child wearing one of these right?
Jesus, fuck. I didn’t know it was possible to feel physically assaulted by disgust. Swaim out here every day showing me new sensations like a goddamn Cenobite.
Okay but why
Mother of god
Congratulations Mr. Swaim! The joy of your news partially offset the absolute despair induced by your article.
This is dark.
And the ladies in the church nursery thought I was a monster for bringing my kid in a “Cthulhu 2024 – No Lives Matter” onesie!
why no links