12 replies on “Upsetting Day: Peachtree Carnivore”
You know, normally when you run across one of these guys- the ones that have dedicated so much time to thinking about their kinks that the kinks develop worldbuilding and then they forget it’s a kink thing and decide they’ve actually come up with a perfectly reasonable way that society should be run, you know, those guys, everyone’s au fait with those guys- they’re normally at least more sexually imaginative than the top five categories on pornhub.
Those people are so wild. Like, how do you even get to the point where you’re writing propaganda for your pornocratic utopia?
The weirdest one I’ve seen is someone who wrote a militant maledom My Little Pony shared universe and got really upset when anyone gave the female characters any amount of freedom or autonomy.
The prose is so unbelievably dorky. It reminds me of the writing in that Clown-Christian-Detective novel, if eating all those baked beans went off in a much smuttier direction.
I don’t really understand these kind of guys who feel they need to mix their sexual fetishes with their politics to the point where they’re producing pornographic propaganda. But, this one is especially weird, since there’s incest.
Is the incest a part of the propaganda or just a kink? He goes to great lengths to justify it, which makes me think that he is creating, in part, pro-incest propaganda. Which is just a wild thing to do.
I think I actually hate this more than the last nazi thing Dennard covered.
i’m like 80% thru this delightful article and i have to pause to scroll down here and screech abt how this fucking dork writes so shit that he needs to specify who is talking in a back-and-forth dialogue, with the grace of someone you will Never want to RP with
“I’m sick of all this woke perversion in society, I’m going to live in a compound with my fad-diet, incesteous polycule to uphold traditional values …”
Fucking hell the author was bad enough talking about his stereo system before getting to his fetish fulfillment
I’ve read Heinlein. This is nothing.
Hey, Stranger in a Strange Land at least had the bit with the monkeys.
I honestly did not think any Upsetting Day could be worse than the semen cookbooks, but here we are. Feels like the author could have used fewer words to explain why it’s totally not weird that he wants to bang his male best friend and also his daughter.
I guess sometimes when you click on an Upsetting Day you really get what you paid for
> Peachtree Carnivore by Mark Mitchell is such a work. Its argument? That the all-meat diet which put Jordan Peterson into a coma is not only healthy, but indeed extends the human lifespan and transforms its adherents into erotic dynamos. Its author informs us that it is “not for the faint of heart.” Regretfully, it seems that he has fallen into the vogue of deploying “content warnings” for the overly sensitive modern reader. But perhaps this was merely a small concession to prevailing literary sensibilities.
Wait, the book, or the diet?
Because the diet is *literally* not for the faint of heart.
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12 replies on “Upsetting Day: Peachtree Carnivore”
You know, normally when you run across one of these guys- the ones that have dedicated so much time to thinking about their kinks that the kinks develop worldbuilding and then they forget it’s a kink thing and decide they’ve actually come up with a perfectly reasonable way that society should be run, you know, those guys, everyone’s au fait with those guys- they’re normally at least more sexually imaginative than the top five categories on pornhub.
Those people are so wild. Like, how do you even get to the point where you’re writing propaganda for your pornocratic utopia?
The weirdest one I’ve seen is someone who wrote a militant maledom My Little Pony shared universe and got really upset when anyone gave the female characters any amount of freedom or autonomy.
The prose is so unbelievably dorky. It reminds me of the writing in that Clown-Christian-Detective novel, if eating all those baked beans went off in a much smuttier direction.
I don’t really understand these kind of guys who feel they need to mix their sexual fetishes with their politics to the point where they’re producing pornographic propaganda. But, this one is especially weird, since there’s incest.
Is the incest a part of the propaganda or just a kink? He goes to great lengths to justify it, which makes me think that he is creating, in part, pro-incest propaganda. Which is just a wild thing to do.
I think I actually hate this more than the last nazi thing Dennard covered.
i’m like 80% thru this delightful article and i have to pause to scroll down here and screech abt how this fucking dork writes so shit that he needs to specify who is talking in a back-and-forth dialogue, with the grace of someone you will Never want to RP with
“I’m sick of all this woke perversion in society, I’m going to live in a compound with my fad-diet, incesteous polycule to uphold traditional values …”
Fucking hell the author was bad enough talking about his stereo system before getting to his fetish fulfillment
I’ve read Heinlein. This is nothing.
Hey, Stranger in a Strange Land at least had the bit with the monkeys.
I honestly did not think any Upsetting Day could be worse than the semen cookbooks, but here we are. Feels like the author could have used fewer words to explain why it’s totally not weird that he wants to bang his male best friend and also his daughter.
I guess sometimes when you click on an Upsetting Day you really get what you paid for
> Peachtree Carnivore by Mark Mitchell is such a work. Its argument? That the all-meat diet which put Jordan Peterson into a coma is not only healthy, but indeed extends the human lifespan and transforms its adherents into erotic dynamos. Its author informs us that it is “not for the faint of heart.” Regretfully, it seems that he has fallen into the vogue of deploying “content warnings” for the overly sensitive modern reader. But perhaps this was merely a small concession to prevailing literary sensibilities.
Wait, the book, or the diet?
Because the diet is *literally* not for the faint of heart.