I woke up with a thought too stupid to pursue, but impossible to ignore. “What’s the deal with all the bad toys named Jimmy?” It was garbage. That’s not a topic for discussion. That’s not an article. A worthless waste of thought, so I went to my office to never think about it again when a voice from the books said, “I know you heard me.”
It was coming from the Dennis Miller section. “Yes, here,” said a book I’d never seen before between The Rant Zone and I Rant Therefore I Am. “Right here,” said The Official “Talking” Dennis Miller Book of the 8 Worst Jimmy Toys. “You found me,” said The Official “Talking” Dennis Miller Book of the 8 Worst Jimmy Toys.
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9 replies on “Upsetting Day: Talking Dennis Miller’s Book of The Worst 8 Jimmy Toys 🌭”
I remember when my parents bought me this book, babe. They said, “Listen babe. read this book, babe. And don’t worry about losing it, babe, you can’t.” And lemme tell you babe, you can leave it anywhere you want, you can even burn it babe, it’ll reappear and follow you wherever you go like memories of presidential blowjobs for Monica Lewinsky, babe.
I think mine must have been broken, when I opened it it just started screaming.
You’re using it wrong, cha cha cha. Just like Bill Clinton teaching at Toluca Lake High School – no class! I don’t want to go off on a rant here, but this is criticism is as flat as Miles Davis playing Vivaldi’s broken saxophone. Screams? The only screams I hear are Monica Lewinsky in the oval office, babe!
I wanted to understand the connection between 1900hotdog.com and Dennis Miller and the first thing the search gave me was…. this… thing.
https://1900hotdog.com/2022/05/upsetting-day-dennis-millers-the-rant-zone/
Damn you, Lydia Bugg, for reviving this! And, I assume, damn the secret cabal that runs 1900hotdog.com for forcing you to read his book! It wasn’t your fault! Forgive yourself!
And before that was this:
https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awful-but-revealing-examples-conservative-comedy
jedi b-team can’t groupon comp-lift save us now, cha cha
I… can’t believe that Jimmy Durante ring toss game is real
nevermind hat on a hat.
this is hats all the way down
This is the content I subscribe for, what an insane premise. I need to know what rabbit hole Seanbaby went down to realize there were so many shitty toys named Jimmy.