The unnamed, unused Hot Dog mascot. Title unrelated.
A Farewell to Arms? More like a Hello to Arms, peep this:
We got Jimmy Jiggles on this weeks shirt, but we went ahead and ripped those sleeves off for you. Now everyone can see those gains. You have been drinking the special protein slurry we drip under your door each week, haven’t you? Do you know how hard it is to get half of those ingredients? Don’t be ungrateful, the least you can do is buy a tanktop to thank us for our sacrifices.
The vault smells like piss and arby’s, that can only mean eleven things…
It’s BIGFEETS!
Normally they say “Don’t get strangled by a bigfoot.” but really that isn’t a problem when you are wearing this VAULT EXCLUSIVE PLUNGING V-NECK VERSION OF THE BIGFEETS SHIRT HOLY SHIT WHAT??!?!??
That’s right, this week in the vault we have the classic BIGFEETS shirt but with less fabric than normal, entirely in the top middle chestal region, just for you! Don’t let this incredible offer pass you by, dive into the vaults and buy this today or next week you’ll get dick fight island.