5 replies on “Punching Day: Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung-fu”
The “inventing the concept of DeviantArt Sonic the Hedgehog fan characters from first principles” might be the funniest literary insult I’ve ever read on this site, and this site has an entire seanbaby on it, so that’s a ridiculously high bar!
What Ron had not accounted for in his fight with Icy Mike, you see, is that while Mike is a cop, he’s a cop in Arkansas. Not West Virginia.
That’s why Mike was able to make one disinterested swipe like a sleepy kitty, and Ron went down.
The reality is I would probably look like ole Ninja Ron in that fight, given my three years of Aikido training 26 years ago. Important additional note: I also would never get into the ring.
Huh. Wolverines use tank controls. Learn something new every day!
Drunken Wolverines are actually a type of Aspect Warrior, not a Space Marine chapter.
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5 replies on “Punching Day: Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung-fu”
The “inventing the concept of DeviantArt Sonic the Hedgehog fan characters from first principles” might be the funniest literary insult I’ve ever read on this site, and this site has an entire seanbaby on it, so that’s a ridiculously high bar!
What Ron had not accounted for in his fight with Icy Mike, you see, is that while Mike is a cop, he’s a cop in Arkansas. Not West Virginia.
That’s why Mike was able to make one disinterested swipe like a sleepy kitty, and Ron went down.
The reality is I would probably look like ole Ninja Ron in that fight, given my three years of Aikido training 26 years ago. Important additional note: I also would never get into the ring.
Huh. Wolverines use tank controls. Learn something new every day!
Drunken Wolverines are actually a type of Aspect Warrior, not a Space Marine chapter.