Quick, what does a haunted car have in common with cocaine?
King wrote on both! What does that have to do with today’s store post?
Jack shit!
Hot Dog Days, the drinkware! Shirts are great, but your torso is damp enough. Get yourself a mug or glass so you can participate in our nitrate-powered economy without putting another layer between you and the atmosphere. Use the mug at work and point to the correct day when someone talks to you. Someone explains a spreadsheet to you? Nerding day. Someone explains another spreadsheet to you? Punching day! It’s 9 AM and you’ve got a mug full of gin. Our mug. This mug.
Here’s for all you fancy people out there that are allowed to have glassware in the house. Wow, must be nice having all those points stacked in dex. Whatever, I’m gonna drink my envy away in my plastic cups that don’t shatter when I drop them. Enjoy your cool drink in your cool glass.
Dick.
Hey, did you see that new movie? The one with all the adventure everyone is talking about?
I’m talkin about Days of Hot Dog Adventure. I heard A24 is going to pick it up and it is going to make a billion quadrillion dollars.
If you don’t know the story, basically back in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, we made this fuckin’ shirt. You can see how it is a compelling narrative that all the youths are going to obsess about. Get your shirt so you can show everyone that you are fans of obscure internet media too!