It’s so hot. Who thought this was a good idea? We have too many warm readers and too many excellent graphics currently trapped on shirts with unnecessary lateral cloth. Nah big dogg, remove that arm fabric and let the world confront what you’ve become.
Solve all the problems of the world by showing off your arms!
The important thing about a tanktop is confidence. Any confidence at all. If you don’t have that though, the next best thing is fear and intimidation, and boy do we have more than enough of that for you in this tank right here.
Jimmy Jiggles belongs in this heat. He was born for it, hell he is probably responsible for it. But maybe you can harness the power of his everpresent gaze for your own benefit. You gotta try it, right?
We’ve got a great selection of conversation enders available in the shop right now, so head on in there and pick a couple out for yourself.
Maybe you’ve been working on your hot summer bod and want something that calls attention to it with a bit less subtlety. Well step into this climate-controlled vault.
The climate it is set to is Bayou Summer. Yeah it’s gross.
You know it. You got that squatch body. We tried to take the sleeves off this one and it wouldn’t let us. Too powerful of a shirt it said. I’m told you can cut the sleeves off yourself but honestly I wouldn’t try it. Who knows what kind of magic is in those stitches.