Suns out guns out, right?
This week it’s time to let those babies breathe with sleeveless perfection.
First up is the Assembled Dogs. The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in.
Next we have big sleeveless shirts for big footists (that’s you) with our classic BIGFEETS tanktop.
Last week you learned that this was your brain on Hot Dog, so this week is your chance to stage a full Hot Dog Assault in a tactical Tank Top. Your brain will never see it comin’.
Take it back to the classics and keep in mind that deep down, every day is Upsetting Day. A Hot Dog Days Tanktop for those hot dog-days of summer.
Remember those awesome Hot Dog Pail Kids cards? Collect them all! There are two. They’re on these tanktops.
Say it with me. Jimmy Jiggles. Jimmy Jiggles. Jimmy Jiggles. Congratulations, he has broken free and is now on some random person’s merch instead of the logo for their tea of the month club.
Please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns, because it is the official Seanbaby’s Tidbits Babies Tanktop.
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And finally it’s the Dogg Boyzz, available in tanktop form. Awesome! That about wraps it up for tanktops this week.
QUICK, HIDE IN THE VAULT!
What’s the opposite but equally as powerful version of a tanktop?
An Understated Hot Dog Track Jacket!
Let them know you’re a maniac in a tasteful, subtle way. This has the classic Double Doggon logo delightfully placed on the left breast of this corporate grey track jacket. This is possibly the only thing that can save us from the power of that final tanktop. Buy it and hold the only power known to man that can push that demon back into its flesh adorned hell box.
And please don’t leave the vault door open too long. I don’t want him to know I’m in here.