It’s summertime, and the Hot Dog is easy. Time to reflect on summer vacations past, great times spent at the arcade with a pocket full of quarters, a slice in one hand, and a joystick in the other.
Hell yeah, let’s get back to basics here. An incredible, iconic piece of art. I haven’t featured it in a bit on its own, and that needs to change.
We all know the classic shirt. It comes in just a couple colors because technology was limited back then and we did what we could. We didn’t have fancy colors like chartreuse or light blue, and that’s how we liked it. Look at Brockway and Seanbaby here, they only have red and blue and they are happy as a floor chicken. What more do you need?
I mean, a lot more, probably.
Like maybe a hoodie? You know you love that classic pixel logo on a solid black hoodie. From far away it looks like you have a cool video game logo, and up close it is too late for your victim to escape the onslaught of horrible knowledge you’ve collected. Buy one, it’s win-win!
Did you know this thing looks cool as hell on a mug? Get two so you can choose your fighter. Put one in the microwave and the other in the dishwasher and watch them both come out just fine! Drink stuff out of them, eat stuff out of them, live out of them, the possibilities are endless!
And for our fancier readers, we have the sophisticated pint glass. But this ain’t yo’ daddies pint glass, unless you bought one for him for Father’s day, in which case it is. And thank you! These are fancy hand wash only pint glasses, but they look so good you won’t mind having an excuse to touch them more.
Oh, and one more thing. Something new is in the vault, and we can barely shut the door!
It’s EXTRALARGE! The shirt is normal sized, or I guess available in all of our normal sizes. But on the shirt, EXTRALARGE!
From bonk to conk, celebrate the martial prowess of Italy’s Reacher. You willed this into existence. It should never have been, and yet it is. You know what you must do. The site demands sacrifice, and the only way to atone is by braving the vaults and getting an extralarge shirt of your own.