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Hot Dog Store: HOT DOGS… ASSEMBLE!

It’s time… DOGS! ASSEMBLE!

The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in. And we’ve got a bunch of options for you to bring the crew home.

It’s the perfect time to grab one of our mugs, because who knows how long you have until the next time you need a celebratory drink! It can hold cocoa or whiskey or coffee or whatever you have on hand the next time you hear some great news.

And while you are celebrating the wonderful news you’ve heard, making cool jokes on social media, posting memes you have saved and all of that, bask in the glory of this incredible 18”x18” poster available on super high-quality Japanese paper. Beautiful art, beautifully colored on beautiful paper for your beautiful home!

Maybe there will be a parade! What will you wear? Might I suggest one of our Assembled Dogs shirts, available in three colors? You’ll probably be taking selfies, and you’ll want to make sure you have something cool to wear.

Our women’s styled cut has a dozen different color options, in case you don’t like the original three. Lots of options there for people who look better in cool or warm. Either way, we have options.

And in a farewell to arms, or sleeves at least, our Assembled Dogs tanktop is sure to be a crowd pleaser at any spontaneous party. Maybe it’ll be a party in the streets, maybe it’ll be in a karate library, it doesn’t matter because the party is wherever you are when you are wearing one of these!

Speaking of parties, what’s going on in the secret sex normal merchandise vault?

This week we have an Understated Hot Dog Track Jacket available for you!

Let them know you’re a maniac in a tasteful, subtle way. This thing feels great and is so soft inside with that brushed fleece lining. And it looks cool as hell. If the tanktop brings the party with you, this thing brings the after party. And it has pockets!