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Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons
Seanbaby’s massive cursed library is carefully organized and patrolled nightly. Here’s what happens when the dividers separating his genres fail, and the Obscure Christian Inanity section interbreeds with Clown Madness.
American Eve & African Adam
Christian erotica written by an extremely racist AI. This might be the worst thing Seanbaby ever found, which is something we do not type lightly.
Prehistoric Birds in Modern Times
This one starts off with Eddie Vuittonet’s simple but enthusiastic misunderstanding of prehistoric birds, and it ends in lunatic grifter karate, sexy blender-animated action, and amateur expositional rap. The only thing we lied about is that it ends.
EMERGENCY D. SQUAD ETAL
We weren’t kidding, it does not end. Eddie Vuittonet’s unique and bottomless madness continues in this crude CGI zombie vs. skanks comic book titled like an anime OVA you only half remember from a single showing on Adult Swim at 3AM in the year 2002.
Can You Guess The Fate of Puppets?
There are only a few possible fates for puppets, and a shocking amount of them are murder. The rest are manslaughter!