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Buy the shirt, say you remember the classic Seanbaby and Brockway sprites from Hot Dog: Year One.

Choose your fighter! They have identical movesets and hitboxes, but Seanbaby’s uppercut inflicts burning damage while Brockway’s spit attack inflicts hepatitis.

You remember our mascot, right? His name isn’t Jimmy Jiggles, we actually forgot to name or acknowledge him.

Now we’re a little afraid to. Buy his shirt, maybe he likes that! We just don’t know.

In every universe there is a wolfchild who needs saving. The real tragedy is that not every universe contains the manimal, little person toy genius, or Hulk Hogan speedboat who can save them.

Commemorate all the wolfchildren gone too soon with this somber and dignified memorial shirt, featuring art by MVB.