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So many apes, lost forever… But boy was it worth it! Get your hands on this limited edition* shirt commemorating Seanbaby and Brockway’s incredible victory over the Lava Apes of The Lost Diamond City.
C’mon, our boys didn’t defend your rights in the laser wars for you NOT to buy a shirt! Have some respect for what happened on that hallowed lava fall.
*Limited edition in the sense that at some point the universe will cease to exist, and with it, so too will the production of our shirts.
You didn’t ask for the Hot Dog Handshake, but it found you anyway. Now what are you gonna do about it?
You should probably buy the shirt, it seems like the safest option. Answers a whole lot of questions at a glance and conveniently covers most of your torso, what more could you want?
You have awoken naked in the woods, a victim of psychic bigfoot attack. Only one garment can hide the shame you feel…
Blocks ALL psychic bigfoot waves!*
*For novelty purposes only, does not block psychic bigfoot waves.
Buy the shirt, say you remember the classic Seanbaby and Brockway sprites from Hot Dog: Year One.
Choose your fighter! They have identical movesets and hitboxes, but Seanbaby’s uppercut inflicts burning damage while Brockway’s spit attack inflicts hepatitis.
You remember our mascot, right? His name isn’t Jimmy Jiggles, we actually forgot to name or acknowledge him.
Now we’re a little afraid to. Buy his shirt, maybe he likes that! We just don’t know.
You’ve heard the show, now wear the show! One day you might watch the show, but it is not today.
