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Hot Dog Store: We Got Women’s Cuts!

You’ve been wanting to buy a shirt, but hate the “standard” cut they all seem to come in? Well buddy, I’ve got news for you! Check out our selection of Women’s cut styled shirts!

Finally, get your hands on an Assembled Dogs shirt that is comfortably styled for you,

Do your part in letting everyone know that nobody is safe from Ice Pop Paul, but do it in comfort and style.

Jimmy Jiggles is for everyone.

And we even have the new BIGFEETS shirt available!

Once again, I haven’t featured all of the new shirts available, and that’s something I’m never going to change about myself no matter how many 3 AM voicemails you leave me.

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Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS OF FUTURE PAST

Just as the prophecy foretold, it’s new BIGFEETS shirt day! We’ve got hot new artwork looking for a chest to inhabit:

Take a look at how incredible this is, real high quality stuff:

Where else are you going to get a shirt with 2.5 Shaqs and mothman on it? Not at Nordstrom’s, that’s for sure. I’ve got the no trespass paperwork and lawyer fees to prove it!

Don’t forget we also just got this BIGFEETS hoodie!

So go check out the new stuff, the art is really neat, and I think you’ll enjoy it.

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Hot Dog Store: We Got Hoodies!

Trying to rep the Hot Dog, but temperatures are starting to drop? Don’t worry about it, because we’ve got you covered. Haha, get it? Incredible. But really, we have hoodies now! Check it out:

We got your 8-Bit Hot Dogs Hoodie,

your Double Doggon Hoodie,

and this Dogg Boyzz Hoodie.

You like BIGFEETS? Yeah you do, and that’s why we even have this BIGFEETS hoodie!

So go check out the hoodie options, I didn’t put all of them here because I’m a monster that shouldn’t be allowed to interact with society. You are going to have to be brave and take a look for yourself (plus there will probably be more added).

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Hot Dog Store: Year 2 Dogg Cru

Look at this throwback all the way back to the Year 2 Dogg Cru. All of your favorites are there!

It has action, it has chaos, it has the heroes you love and the villains you hate. Look at that sick motorcycle jump! Is that an orphanage in the background? Wow, I’m sold! And you should be too!

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Hot Dog Store: We Are Corey Shirt

We speak as one. We grow as one. And now we can dress as one! Experience pure ego death and become Corey with the best shirt we are writing an article about this week! Don’t wait too long to become Corey, buy a shirt today so you can tell the collective that you got in on the ground floor.

If you don’t know, well here you go.

And if you do know, you’re already Corey.

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Hot Dog Store: Cursed Artifacts Shirt

Confuse your friends and anger your foes with our newest shirt, showcasing a wonderful catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension!

At least pretend you have a choice in the matter. Give yourself a little agency here. The cursed objects have already chosen you, so buy the shirt and be prepared for whatever comes your way.