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Look at this throwback all the way back to the Year 2 Dogg Cru. All of your favorites are there!
It has action, it has chaos, it has the heroes you love and the villains you hate. Look at that sick motorcycle jump! Is that an orphanage in the background? Wow, I’m sold! And you should be too!
We speak as one. We grow as one. And now we can dress as one! Experience pure ego death and become Corey with the best shirt we are writing an article about this week! Don’t wait too long to become Corey, buy a shirt today so you can tell the collective that you got in on the ground floor.
If you don’t know, well here you go.
And if you do know, you’re already Corey.
Confuse your friends and anger your foes with our newest shirt, showcasing a wonderful catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension!
At least pretend you have a choice in the matter. Give yourself a little agency here. The cursed objects have already chosen you, so buy the shirt and be prepared for whatever comes your way.
So many apes, lost forever… But boy was it worth it! Get your hands on this limited edition* shirt commemorating Seanbaby and Brockway’s incredible victory over the Lava Apes of The Lost Diamond City.
C’mon, our boys didn’t defend your rights in the laser wars for you NOT to buy a shirt! Have some respect for what happened on that hallowed lava fall.
*Limited edition in the sense that at some point the universe will cease to exist, and with it, so too will the production of our shirts.
You didn’t ask for the Hot Dog Handshake, but it found you anyway. Now what are you gonna do about it?
You should probably buy the shirt, it seems like the safest option. Answers a whole lot of questions at a glance and conveniently covers most of your torso, what more could you want?
You have awoken naked in the woods, a victim of psychic bigfoot attack. Only one garment can hide the shame you feel…
Blocks ALL psychic bigfoot waves!*
*For novelty purposes only, does not block psychic bigfoot waves.