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Hot Dog Store: It’s Always Tanktop Season

Summer is gone, but your hunger for breathable apparel hasnā€™t been sated. Are you as tired of sleeves as I am? Always getting in the way of your bulging muscles, ripping every time you lift a car over your head? Well great news, weā€™ve introduced tanktops!

Jimmy Jiggles Tanktop – The title may be unrelated, but your love for Jimmy Jiggles is undeniable.

Ice Pop Paul Tanktop – We legally cannot explain this tanktop, so youā€™ll just have to buy it and hope for the best.

Dogg Boyzz Tanktop – The Boyzz heard there were some new tanks around and came ready to punch. Choose your fighter.

BIGFEETS Tanktop – Finally, a tanktop for the cryptid enthusiast whoā€™s tired of hiding their obsession.

Assembled Dogs Tanktop – The ultimate ensemble piece. Like the Oceanā€™s Eleven of tanktops.

Hot Dog Days Tanktop – Because every day deserves its own warning label.

Grab one of these now, and let the world know sleeves are for cowards. Itā€™s just you, me, and these tanktops from here on out, baby!

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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Days

We have a lot of different days here at 1-900-HOTDOG, but every day is Upsetting Day. Thatā€™s why we have the different wieners.

No matter if you are in the mood to nerd, fight, learn, or fuck, weā€™ve got ā€˜em on this shirt.

And you know weā€™ve got this thing in a womenā€™s style cut for you. Donā€™t even sweat it.

But if you do want to sweat it, Iā€™ve got the hoodie of your dreams right here.

I hope you like it, we made it just for you. Yes, Iā€™m talking directly you Michael.

Man, when someone named Michael reads this it is gonna freak them out.

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Hot Dog Store: Assembled Dogs

The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; youā€™re in.

Weā€™ve got the shirt available right here. This thing is beautiful, I have one on my desk and Iā€™ve been staring at it for so long Iā€™ve forgotten what my parents faces looked like.

Also available in an Assembled Dogs shirt that is comfortably styled for you, the person who prefers a womenā€™s cut.

Iā€™m serious, the artwork on this is magnificent. One time I was writing a post about the shirts, and I kept thinking about the artwork, with everyone assembled so perfectly, I couldnā€™t even f

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Hot Dog Store: We Got Women’s Cuts!

Youā€™ve been wanting to buy a shirt, but hate the ā€œstandardā€ cut they all seem to come in? Well buddy, Iā€™ve got news for you! Check out our selection of Womenā€™s cut styled shirts!

Finally, get your hands on an Assembled Dogs shirt that is comfortably styled for you,

Do your part in letting everyone know that nobody is safe from Ice Pop Paul, but do it in comfort and style.

Jimmy Jiggles is for everyone.

And we even have the new BIGFEETS shirt available!

Once again, I havenā€™t featured all of the new shirts available, and thatā€™s something Iā€™m never going to change about myself no matter how many 3 AM voicemails you leave me.

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Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS OF FUTURE PAST

Just as the prophecy foretold, itā€™s new BIGFEETS shirt day! Weā€™ve got hot new artwork looking for a chest to inhabit:

Take a look at how incredible this is, real high quality stuff:

Where else are you going to get a shirt with 2.5 Shaqs and mothman on it? Not at Nordstromā€™s, thatā€™s for sure. Iā€™ve got the no trespass paperwork and lawyer fees to prove it!

Donā€™t forget we also just got this BIGFEETS hoodie!

So go check out the new stuff, the art is really neat, and I think youā€™ll enjoy it.

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Hot Dog Store: We Got Hoodies!

Trying to rep the Hot Dog, but temperatures are starting to drop? Donā€™t worry about it, because weā€™ve got you covered. Haha, get it? Incredible. But really, we have hoodies now! Check it out:

We got your 8-Bit Hot Dogs Hoodie,

your Double Doggon Hoodie,

and this Dogg Boyzz Hoodie.

You like BIGFEETS? Yeah you do, and thatā€™s why we even have this BIGFEETS hoodie!

So go check out the hoodie options, I didnā€™t put all of them here because Iā€™m a monster that shouldnā€™t be allowed to interact with society. You are going to have to be brave and take a look for yourself (plus there will probably be more added).