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A Very Rooney Fucking Retrospective

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When I read the article title I 100% braced myself for a pants-shittingly insane AI based on Mickey Rooney.

At first, I was surprised at the way Andy Rooney was described. I thought “was he not an early Hotdogger from a generation that found Pokémon and mixed race couples as confusing as we see VTubers today?” I am going to have to explain to my kids someday that the Transformers Kiss Players article wasn’t robophobic at the time, and Brockway wasn’t promoting hate crimes towards people in love with robots.

Then I realized the key difference – Rooney moralizes. He says how things ought to be. Seanbaby et al just say “here’s a dumb book written by a guy who chews chairs apart with his butthole in an attempt to make himself happy”

This article was written working backwards from the phrase ‘a Baker’s Moist Six’ and I’ll fight anyone but Seanbaby if they try to argue differently.

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