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I need to wash my eyes, and the sad mind they are attached to. I vaguely remember Kiss Players toys when I was eBaying for Binaltech a decade or so ago but I never looked this closely… *barf*

I remember when this toy line first came out. American Transformers fans were excited and bought them like crazy not because of the creepy little girls but because they could finally get Optimus Prime as a normal damn truck for the first time since 1984.

After all the upsetting years of Prime being an ape or a space truck was worth the risk of explaining to customs why the toy robot you imported from Japan also included a statue of a little girl with her panties exposed.

Transformers fans are the worst.

I have a friend who is a huge Transformers fan/collector. Because of this article, I will never fully trust him again.

I always come to Fucking Day for two reasons. First, to hope that dude in the Sting robe inches his way towards shooting that pornhub community video destined for at least 32 likes.

But more importantly, I’m here to lose my faith in humanity in new and exciting ways every blessed week. And you never disappoint. Damn.

Oh dear lord. What the hell is on for tomorrow’s Upsetting Day that had this downgraded to Fucking Day?

Okay Robert, so “bruised pear next door” is when you (deleted) with (deleted) and she (deleted) your (deleted).

This user has been permanently banned.

The best part about Kiss Players is how it makes my American-drawn transformers erotica look respectable by comparison.

Honestly, I should have known better than to read this while eating. I have nobody to blame but myself. And Brockway. And Takara. And especially Yuki Ohshima. Actually, it turns out I can find a lot of people to blame besides myself. Hooray!

I do not have the words for how I am feeling right now. I mean, I do have words, but most of them are inconsolable sobbing, disgusted screeching and bewildered nonsense.

Good job, Japan! Once more, you’ve expertly creeped me out!

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