A side note, my dad could look at a fastener and call out “That looks like a 5/16th!” How did I not inherit this super power?
You didn’t inherit it because of plastic
Fucking FUCK, Archie.
We’ve known Archie was unstable for along time now, and did nothing. We’re all to blame for this.
He did not fail us. We failed him.
Oh shit, I had this exact comic as a kid. And even as a child, I was like “Wow, Archie is all kinds of stupid!” Well, I probably used more politically incorrect speech, because it was the late 80’s or early 90’s or whatever, but that’s a whole other can of worms!
Me, starting this article: “I don’t know, Internet Champion and preeminent Karate Love Guru, Sean “Seanbaby” Reiley. Most deranged? I remember some of the insane nonsense in your other Archie articles.”
Me, having read the article: “Oh. Oh I see what you mean. Carry on, sir.”
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Eh, I’m with him. Cheese is hard.
A side note, my dad could look at a fastener and call out “That looks like a 5/16th!” How did I not inherit this super power?
You didn’t inherit it because of plastic
Fucking FUCK, Archie.
We’ve known Archie was unstable for along time now, and did nothing. We’re all to blame for this.
He did not fail us. We failed him.
Oh shit, I had this exact comic as a kid. And even as a child, I was like “Wow, Archie is all kinds of stupid!” Well, I probably used more politically incorrect speech, because it was the late 80’s or early 90’s or whatever, but that’s a whole other can of worms!
Me, starting this article: “I don’t know, Internet Champion and preeminent Karate Love Guru, Sean “Seanbaby” Reiley. Most deranged? I remember some of the insane nonsense in your other Archie articles.”
Me, having read the article: “Oh. Oh I see what you mean. Carry on, sir.”