Karate for Snakes

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7 replies on “Karate for Snakes”

it says something about the trove of terrible books seanbaby owns that i couldn’t be sure if this was a real book or a joke one until page 4

This book needs to be in print so I can buy copies and put them on the shelves in the library.

Ways to kill snake ideas

Paint a door on a wall
Insult its momma a lot
Teach it to read and then have it read all of herman Melvilleโ€™s billy Budd Sailor boy
Hold its mouth and say quit biting yourselfโ€

This has got to be book that taught JCVD how to beat up that snake in the movie where that was a thing that happened.

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