Karate for Snakes

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7 replies on “Karate for Snakes”

it says something about the trove of terrible books seanbaby owns that i couldn’t be sure if this was a real book or a joke one until page 4

This book needs to be in print so I can buy copies and put them on the shelves in the library.

Ways to kill snake ideas

Paint a door on a wall
Insult its momma a lot
Teach it to read and then have it read all of herman Melville’s billy Budd Sailor boy
Hold its mouth and say quit biting yourself”

This has got to be book that taught JCVD how to beat up that snake in the movie where that was a thing that happened.

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