Categories
FUCKING DAY

Fucking Day: How to Pick Up Japanese Girls

To view this content, you must be a member of 1900HOTDOG's Patreon
Already a qualifying Patreon member? Refresh to access this content.

14 replies on “Fucking Day: How to Pick Up Japanese Girls”

he didnt even make a website. the domain is for sale. but i wanted delicious tips on hot butt soup flavours

I have to take you task on one minor nitpick here Sean. You assert that the author is a cranky virgin (and understandably so), but him dropping the line “My only lover now is his right hand. Can you help me?” tells me that his REAL issue is that he’s getting tired of having to rely on his male friend to jerk him off, and is wondering what it would be like to stick his massive cock into one of them stinky pussies (that need to be be way bigger) he’s heard so much about.

Clearly he’s holding his injured right arm from jerking himself(?) off so much… how do you say “masturbation-inflicted tennis elbow” in Japanese?

It is important that you read the unbiased reviews of his books on Amazon RIGHT NOW! Mr. Baby MISS-REPRESENTED the mastery of the true fuck artist. “Spoiler alert : When you reach the end of Volume 2 you will see all the amazing stats he has accrued, notches, cars, gifts, money” thousands of conquests daily. His magnetism knows no bounds. **Note: This book represents the quaintly racist views of 2017. Depictions of minorities and women were left as we found them as an important record of this backward time.**

I know this is the low hanging fruit, and it’s coyly hinted at multiple times, but this man undergoes therapeutic hypnosis to remember what his birth was like, because he has not felt a vagina since. Nobody writes a book like this from a place of being loved by the opposite sex.

So dude who is clearly just named Jim Byron claims to have “top secret information about sex.” I read this out loud, and my wife was like “Is this Roald Dahl’s guide to spy-fucking? That’s the only top-secret sex information I can think of, and even that all came out with James Bond.”

Also, Mr. Byron’s broken Japanese phrases kept activating Siri ,who was all “I don’t even know, dude.”

I had to pause after I felt attacked. Suddenly, it seems my Alter-Ego, DJ Jrod’s famous catch-phrase/epic-freestyle-line is now a joke?!?

“…It’s something you add after announcing, “I’m Giacomo d’Byron and I’m here to say.”

(Even down to the silly name I made up “Giacomo d’Bryan”!)

You put too much upsetting day into my fucking day again… not at all seductive like Mario Corelli. I didn’t think I’d get a laugh out of this one, but you managed to pull one out of me by making “I masturbate my cock every day” into the Freddy rap.

This is the least worthless thing in this book and subsequently the most worthless gripe to make about it, but did this guy really only provide romaji? Even novice learners learn real quick how useless romaji-only can be. Japanese is a language with limited sounds and tons of homonyms after all.

10/10 stars, would read seanbaby shitting on this guy’s work again

I think this belongs in “Upsetting Day”.

Nobody who follows Giacomo’s advice is fucking anything but themselves.

Comments are closed.