Turbo-Today on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we invite Turbo-Tom Reimann on to discuss one of our most treasured cultural touchstones:
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We discovered immediately that we were all desperate to talk about Turbo-Teen, the poor boy who was also a Trans Am. The ordinary high schooler with a car secret who was also sometimes a famous superhero operative? The helpless idiot who was maybe an unkillable death machine? Across thirteen car-boy episodes, animation maniacs Joe Ruby and Ken Spears created and destroyed an insane cartoon world where every detail was a new question or a forgotten previous detail. And again, we could not wait to talk about it. There is nothing any of us ever wanted to do more than this podcast about Turbo-Teen.
What else is there left to say? Bye, it was the best show! “Brett Matthews turns into a red sports car,” said the convincing human form of the franchise’s only toy! Turbo-Teen fucking rules and we will never forgive the ’80s for abandoning it.
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5 replies on “Podcasting Day: Turbo Teen with Tom Reimann 🌭”
I am looking forward to the Podcast tremedously and shall listen with glee once I am home to learn about this newly discovered level of insanity. Until then I only have questions: What? How? Why? Again Why? Are you sure, really? I hope the Podcast has the answers.
Shit, man, that transformation is way more upsetting than I imagined.
So this cartoon wasn’t a fever dream. Wow.
I wasn’t expecting such a perfect Cronenberg impression. 11/10.
Hi Sean
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You probably won’t respond to this, WIMP. But anyway.
As said I guess you’re one those guys that give and not take it. You wouldn’t last long on the job site site!
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I dont care about you, but I’ll immediately respond but not like an emotional woman but that’s just cause I’m Italian, we’re erm FIRERY.
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Yours In Christ
Mark D