Learning Day: The Princess and the Kiss

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Those aren’t kisses. They are, without question, souls sucked from buttholes by Japanese turtle boys.

She fucked all them princes, but she knew she needed her Princess Bride Wesley before she would give up Paul Stanley’s extracted soul.

I remember seeing a documentary about a first-kiss wedding. The bride, overcome with passion and joy, begins trying to force her entire face inside her new husband’s mouth. You can see the exact moment her parents realize they failed her.

Wow, that was so powerfully unerotic that I think watching it made me a virgin again. Thank you for returning to me the precious gift I foolishly squandered so long ago! I’m going to sell out immediately and trade it to a rich prince for his fortune!

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