9 replies on “Upse- LEARNING DAY??: How to Prepare and Administer Hypnotic Prescriptions”
This was a good one
Jesus Christ!
The secret ingredient to hypnotic prescriptions is trauma. No not healing it, inflicting it. And not just to patients but to everyone who comes into contact with them. To everyone who comes into contact with this godforsaken tome. Put this forbidden knowledge back in the hell-portal you pulled it from you fool! Before it’s too la-AAAAIIIIIEEEEE!
Holy shit, by the end I was doing this weird gasping teary eyed laugh that I think ultimately would be classified as gibbering.
When Seanbaby won’t even scan it, you KNOW that shit is dark.
So I looked up what else Borden Publishing Company printed.
Mostly it seems to be kids books like Ten Little Ponies and Ten little Chicks in the Farmyard. Art books like The Drawings of Leonardo da Vinci and Drawings of Toulouse-Lautrec. Seems OK.
But I also see that they published Modern Chinchilla Fur Farming, and I can only assume it involves the most bizarre interactions between man and rodent for the purposes of illicit intercourse under the influence of mesmeric powers ever recorded.
While the author is clearly lying about this stories and his skills, and his frame. I think some these stories could be at least partly based things that happen things that did happen to him because some of these stories have just enough failure in it that make me think he is trying to blend his real failures with lies to make himself look better. Like that kid in the gym, I can believe the story mostly with the exception that he did try to hypnotize the anxiety away, but when of course that didn’t work he tried to take credit with the kid getting good grades instead
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9 replies on “Upse- LEARNING DAY??: How to Prepare and Administer Hypnotic Prescriptions”
This was a good one
Jesus Christ!
The secret ingredient to hypnotic prescriptions is trauma. No not healing it, inflicting it. And not just to patients but to everyone who comes into contact with them. To everyone who comes into contact with this godforsaken tome. Put this forbidden knowledge back in the hell-portal you pulled it from you fool! Before it’s too la-AAAAIIIIIEEEEE!
Holy shit, by the end I was doing this weird gasping teary eyed laugh that I think ultimately would be classified as gibbering.
When Seanbaby won’t even scan it, you KNOW that shit is dark.
So I looked up what else Borden Publishing Company printed.
Mostly it seems to be kids books like Ten Little Ponies and Ten little Chicks in the Farmyard. Art books like The Drawings of Leonardo da Vinci and Drawings of Toulouse-Lautrec. Seems OK.
But I also see that they published Modern Chinchilla Fur Farming, and I can only assume it involves the most bizarre interactions between man and rodent for the purposes of illicit intercourse under the influence of mesmeric powers ever recorded.
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While the author is clearly lying about this stories and his skills, and his frame. I think some these stories could be at least partly based things that happen things that did happen to him because some of these stories have just enough failure in it that make me think he is trying to blend his real failures with lies to make himself look better. Like that kid in the gym, I can believe the story mostly with the exception that he did try to hypnotize the anxiety away, but when of course that didn’t work he tried to take credit with the kid getting good grades instead