On this week’s erotic Hot Dog Nights podcast: Masters of sexual mischief Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson will explore every damp nook of the year 1990’s most sensual point and click adventure game: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics. They’re the perfect guests for our steamiest podcast yet because of their natural musk, yes, very much because of the musk, but also because they’re making a movie about the complicated spectrum of human sexuality called Papa Bear. It’s based on the almost completely true story of the time Swaim’s father came out as gay, and also a furry. In the movie, he’s a bear. That’s the fictional part: In real life he’s a cyber-bear. They could use your help, by which we mean your money, to make this happen. Learn more here and kick in what you can. If they hit their funding goals YOU get to attend their sex party!*
Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics is the fourth and final entry in the epic Brad Stallion saga, about one confused man’s quest to put his penis in the universe. Along the way Brad nailed pixelated women, pixelated robot women, pixelated robot alien women, and at least one snake if our playthrough is canon. Remember, this is a HOT DOG NIGHTS episode – send the kids out of the room, and send lubrication into it. Things are going to slip into other things by the time we’re done here.
If you don’t have time to listen to the podcast, this is exactly how it went.
*Crowdfunded prostitution laws permitting.
5 replies on “Podcasting Day: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics with Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson 🌭”
Wait, they made an Andrew Tate videogame?
I snort-laughed at this.
That roofie apple was a nice piece of unexamined authorial insert by whoever Brad Stallion is the true and continuing adventures of.
Hilarious. More of this please. Someone said something along the lines of, “Dr. Dildo is what happens when Mr. Buttplug drinks a potion”. Jesus. I immediately contributed to the Papa Bear movie. Thank you!
I’ve listened to this episode 5 times already and I discover new things to enjoy each time. More, please!! Do the whole series!