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Martini Ranch’s “Reach”
This world did not deserve Bill Paxton, the best non-problematic sweaty lunatic dirtbag Hollywood will ever produce. This is the obscure music video for his vanity band, the one that just happened to be produced, directed, and starring a host of prestigious future Oscar winners.
The (Devil’s) Workshop
Raging comic book maniac Craig Stormon is a favorite in Brockway’s stable of raging maniacs – if not for the unhinged editorials where Craig sets out to make enemies of everyone he ever worked with, then for his unabashed child-like horniness. Find both in The (Devil’s) Workshop!
Finding Peak Hunk with the Fabulous Ones
The classical hunk has largely receded from this world, and that’s a tragedy. Perhaps if we can find the exact high water mark of hunk saturation, we can restore the natural balance of quivering buns to sudden headturns with coy expressions.
The Martial Artists Book of the Occult
S Rob, the mystical British internet grifter, is another pillar of Brockway’s raging maniac stable. So when he found out S Rob wrote a mystical kung-fu manual, Brockway clapped a little bit and ran a lap around the house just to get the giggles out.
Kidz Water Hydrators
There’s nothing the ‘90s loved more than a branded promotional tie-in comic. They made those for everything from fast food to video games to… water? Child water? Meet the superhero team based on monetizing child dehydration!
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Craig Stormon’s works are my absolute favorite to see covered on this site. His stories are the kind of convoluted science-fantasy nonsense that I absolutely love. They have the perfect mix of illogic and unnecessary complexity.