October! Spooky! Ok, I know there is still a week left of October, but here’s the thing. I drew a bunch of spooky achromatic stuff for you this month and if I release it in November, it’s gonna look stupid. I don’t want that, and some of you probably don’t want that. But before we get into the podcasts and all of that, let’s see what delightful scares our writers freely released into the world this month.
Zak Koonce started the month off by scaring us silly with Punching Day: The Increasingly Insane Best of the Best Movies. We thought we were safe but they just kept releasing more! Dennard Dayle decided to hold a mirror up to our technocratic dystopian present with Upsetting Day: Friend. It’s like an episode of that one netflix show, but good! Undeterred, Lydia Bugg dove straight into body horror with Fucking Day: Penis Enlargement. Did you know erection levels are exactly like Super Saiyan levels? We do now! And Merritt K decided to throw everyone a bone after we all collectively died with Learning Day: Canadian Handbook for the Recently Embarrassingly Deceased. Oh also yeah we all died in Canada. Sorry about that.
Now that you are used to, you know, the whole being dead thing, let’s see what we had going on in our podcasts this month and look at some erotic art!
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 247, Learn at Every Turn with Mark Mahoney
Learning can be fun! But not here. Here, you suffer. Mark Mahoney hates your brain and he’s going to prove it with, “Learn at Every Turn.” Warning: Contains a sexy and naked native sexual awakening and NOTHING ELSE.
Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 248, RIFTS with Merritt K
Roll up an illegitimate, alcoholic Glitter Boy and step into the world of the RIFTS Source Book with Merritt K. What happens when you put EVERYTHING in a single tabletop role-playing game? Local lunatic Kevin Siembieda tried to answer that question and wound up with an unplayable game and a mechanical battle kangaroo.
Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 249, Sea Monkeys with Michael Swaim
Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That’s how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three suffocating improv comedians dying inside defective sex toys. Michael Swaim will explain how they influenced the course of his entire life. Presumably for the worse.
Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 250, Rock ‘n’ Roll High School Forever with Zak Koonce
The original Rock ‘n’ Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It’s the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount of time, and fucking Zak Koonce insisted we watch it.
Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.
We move on from origin stories to stories with no origins, or endings. The AIMS Team is in grave danger with spooky monsters all around! Someone hold me, I’m scared and covered in piss.
BIGFEETS Episode 56 – AIMS Team VS. The Waya Woman: Queen of the Blood Wolves
The AIMS team is back and true to form… lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on the run from a werewolf called “the Queen of the Blood Wolves,” which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said.
Watch the video podcast on YouTube.
BIGFEETS Episode 57 – AIMS vs The Waya Woman, Part 2
In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy’s aborted chicken coop. It’s the best show ever made.
Watch the video podcast on YouTube.
As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!
OH ALSO! BEFORE I FORGET! All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.
That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. I know what you’re thinking… This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend
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Ok, bye.