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PODCASTING DAY

Podcasting Day: The May Podcast Roundup

Hello and welcome to the end of May! I am sorry to say schedules did not line up for me this month and I wasn’t able to finish the illustrations I was working on. I apologize for that. And to make it up to you, here are the free articles that were published since the last roundup:
Dennard Dayle jumped at the opportunity to upset us with Ride Inside, Stay Alive, a monumental work of art. Merritt K punched through the comic adaption of Double Dragon in the aptly named Double Dragon Comics. Lydia Bugg hacked the website and made it incredibly strange, even by our standards, when she nerded out about The Fonz And The Happy Days Gang Battle Dracula. Tom Reimann wanted to get in on the punching action with a nice review of Steven Seagal’s Out For Justice. And finally, Lydia just couldn’t leave well enough alone and had to bring out another fucking day article about women getting spanked in Fucking Day: Tickle Me.
“That’s great Tom,” I hear you say alone to your computer like a weirdo, “but how will we visually know which podcasts are which without your illustrations?”

Fear not, because I simply stole the hard work of Jamie Kelly and have passed it off as my own. Behold:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 275, The Martin Kove Space Marathon with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by Dirk Marshall to close out Martin Kove Month with a three-movie all-Kove space marathon. We watched Final Equinox, Timelock, and Laboratory. It’s definitely too much Kove. We fucked up. We fucked up!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 276, Round the Twist with Lydia Bugg

We’re going to jail. We’re all going to jail. Did you click on the thumbnail? Jail.

Please put money on the books of Lydia Bugg, Seanbaby, and Robert Brockway, care of: Jail.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 277, The Wonder Twins with Bryan Stratton

The Twin Towers of Seanbaby lore! Exploding onto the podcast with devastating effect! On this episode of the DOGGZZONE, we’re watching not nine, not eleven but THREE episodes of THE WONDER TWINS! Join Seanbaby, Bryan Stratton and Jamie Kelly, (fresh out of jail) for an earth shattering episode!

WONDER TWINS ACTIVATE! FORM OF: HILARITY!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 278, Ninjas and Super Spies with Eddie Doty

An RPG with a title like Ninjas and Super Spies might sound too good to be true.

Anyway, Seanbaby, Merritt K and special guest Eddie Doty “play” it. That’s the show.

FUCK YEAH!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 279, Raw Force with David Bell

Ever wanna eat a lady? Join Seanbaby, Tom Reimann and David Bell as they figure out how to do just that by way of RAW FORCE, the motion picture!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Haha, I did do a little photoshop on one of those. Jamie really hated gleek, so I had to do her a favor. THIS MONTH IN BIGFEETS WE HAVE SOME INCREDIBLE EPISODE TITLES WHICH MEANS WE PROBABLY HAVE ACTION PACKED LORE FILLED EPISODES WITH MULTI-SEASON ARCS FINALLY COMING TO A SATISFYING CONCLUSION!

BIGFEETS – Episode 70, The Coyote Killing Massacre

The Bigfeets Boys watch the AIMS Team bumble around the woods riffing on logs and pinecones until it’s time to do the mandatory One Thing Per Episode. But that one thing is pretty hardcore! You’ll never guess what it is, unless you read the title.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS – Episode 71, Day of Wrath

The Bigfeets Boys watch the most dramatically titled episode of Mountain Monsters yet. Shit must really kick off in this one. Anything called DAY OF WRATH has to whip ass. You don’t name boring things like accounting software, dental procedures, or summer cabins DAY OF WRATH. Expect some wrath in this one. Probably some day.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

All the other podcast illustrations are available in our shop as cool postcards. None of these ones are because they are the youtube thumbnails, but feel free to browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you.

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated April Podcast Roundup

April baby! A month of showers and flowers. You know what else April had? A bunch of free articles! Lydia Bugg started us off by learning us about The Taco Bell Industry Plant. Merritt K followed that up by upsetting us with Custodian. Michael Swaim decided not to make us upset and instead nerded out about Star Trek in Star Drek – The Alternative Factor. Alex Schmidt stopped by recently to learn us about EiEi Yoga 1996.

A great month of great articles and even greater podcasts, because this month it was Martin Kovember, in April! I don’t know how they pulled that off, but check it out.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 271, Judge & Jury with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby kicks off Martin Kove Month with Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall. We’re talking about Judge & Jury, the one where Martin Kove fights a satanic Bugs Bunny because he didn’t murder his wife. It’ll make more sense when you watch it. Sorry we lied to you last sentence.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 272, Hard Time on Planet Earth with Zak Koonce

Brockway and Seanbaby invite Zak Koonce to a strange planet called Earth, land of the meat tubes. We’re talking about Martin Kove’s fish-out-water alien TV series, specifically the episode where he becomes a hot dog themed amateur wrestler to save criminal children. It’s Martin Kove, it wasn’t going to be normal.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 273, A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest Lydia Bugg for revenge. Sweet revenge! Revenge on Brockway for making them all watch A Wrestling Christmas Miracle for Martin Kove Month. Martin Kove is barely in it, wrestling is barely in it, Christmas isn’t really in it at all, and it is not technically a movie.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 274, Project Shadowchaser with Merritt K

Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by chaser expert, Merritt K, for another installment of Martin Kove Month! Project Shadowchaser is sort of Terminator, sort of Die Hard, a little bit Demolition Man, some Escape from LA, a dash of- this is taking too long. There’s about 20 movies in here and they all hate each other.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

There is no way Mountain Monsters will let the boys down this month. C’mon there are literal skull walls and smoke wolves. The AIMS team would have to fuck up pretty hard to make that sound boring. Also episode 69 came out on 4/20.

BIGFEETS – Episode 68, The Great Skull Wall

It’s Mountain Monsters’ most kick-ass title yet. There’s no way this can disappoint! It’s probably great. It’s gotta have skulls. It… it has to at least have a wall, right?

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS – Episode 69, What’s A Smoke Wolf

This season the AIMS Team went back to their roots, and simply tried to prove that normal wolves might live in West Virginia. They forgot about bigfoot. They forgot about rogue teams. They forgot about Huckleberry’s erotic showers. They forgot what wolves were. Wait, what was that last one? Nevermind. It’s probably not important.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert told me to stop plugging his book but IT IS MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT, BUDDY! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN! BUY HIS BOOK: https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated March Podcast Roundup

March arrives, and just as quickly it leaves us, like a gas station sandwich on a roadtrip.

This month our writers were super excited because it is the 150th anniversary of the website! Brockway started us off with a little ditty called Punching Day: Gil vs. Galerito. Seanbaby took time to reflect on a pivotal moment in cinematic history with Reflecting Day: The Pizza Extra from 2013’s The Internship. Lydia Bugg showed us what could have been had all apes not been stolen in Nerding Day: Seth Green’s Stolen NFT Show. Merritt K threw an educational VHS tape our way. Educational for who? Nobody knows, but it’s still Learning Day: Kid Safe: The Video. And Tom Reimann briefly came up for air to run us through an incredible TTRPG he has been obsessed with in Nerding Day: The TMNT RPG.

Oh, did you know we recently launched a new podcast archive? Check it out, you can search by title, topic, guest, all kinds of stuff. I think it’s pretty neat, and I hope you do too.

I watched a bunch of Heartland this month so I hope you like sexy cowboys! Don’t forget to listen to the theme song as you look at the illustrations.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 267, Six Million Dollar Man vs. Bigfoot with Alex Schmidt

Seanbaby and Brockway invite Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Alex Schmidt on the podcast for an endurance challenge. Three comedians, one bigfoot, five episodes of the Six Million Dollar Man. You do the math. It’s 17, right? It feels like 17.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 268, Deathrow with Rusty Shackles

Resident Hot Dog artist Rusty Shackles joins Brockway and Seanbaby to talk about Deathrow, another Blue Comet comic title from everyone’s favorite page-eater, Craig Stormon. This time he’s tackling the gritty ’90s with multiple Robocops!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 269, Deathrow Part 2 with Rusty Shackles

Brockway and Seanbaby drag Rusty Shackles back to the Blue Comet offices to talk about Deathrow Issue #2, where everything turns into jetcycles and Detective Hank Blood can’t do a god damn thing right.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 270, Mary Beth’s Bean Bag World with Fryda Wolff

Seanbaby got Brockway and Fryda Wolff to agree to this podcast before telling them it was about Beanie Babies. They thought it might be about hacky sacks or novelty chairs, how could they have known it was about tragedy bears?

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Mountain monsters is all about dicks and dragons this month. Maybe. I kind of skimmed the recap because I was too enthralled by what I saw in the cornfield.

BIGFEETS – Episode 66, K-9 Tracks by the Grave

Nothing happens in this one that isn’t directly related to Wild Bill’s penis. It’s the best episode they’ve ever made.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS – Episode 67, The Red -Eyed Beast

In this episode there might be a dragon, there might be a sasquatch Jacob Marley, there might be some career-ending injuries. But there is definitely a real beast, and the AIMS Team actually catch it! Holy shit, take a lab, boys! Sorry, I think that should be “take a lap.” N-no?

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert is going to jail because you didn’t buy his book. But it’s not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Upsetting Day: A Seanbaby and Brockway Illustrated Adventure

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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated February Podcast Roundup

February has the right idea. Keep your head down, plow through four equal weeks, get the fuck out. It’s the shortest month, but it is one of the best months, hands down. I don’t know why but I always watch all the vampire movies in February. Something about intimacy that consumes and eternal bonds or something. I dunno, it just seems fitting.

Ignore me, look at what our writers gave you for FREE this month. Merritt K started us off this month nerding out about The Creech. Lydia Bugg disgusted us with how much fucking a gamester can do with A Guinea Pig Pride and Prejudice. Dennard Dayle nerded out about homework math in the way only Dennard can, with his review of HYBRID. And Michael Swaim gave us a lovely fucking day with A Totally Respectable, Average-Length History of Penis Enlargement. Sometimes free is still a price you pay.

Anyway, onto the sexy vampires:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 263, Automan goes to Zippers with Zak Koonce

Zak Koonce joins us for a follow up to last week’s episode about Automan, the computerized himbo who can do anything. This time, cyber hunk hijinks and pixie boy jealousy collide as Automan becomes a male stripper. Take it off, Automan. Show us your .pkg.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 264, The Rock ‘N Roll Sports Classic with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg watch shockingly famous rock stars run badly and drown quickly. It’s 1978’s Rock ‘N Roll Sports Classic, featuring The Jacksons, Earth, Wind and Fire, Boston, Gladys Knight, The Runaways, Kenny Loggins, and more. Dan McQuade would have loved this. It’s only missing Jeff Altman. RIP buddy.

everloved.com/life-of/dan-mcquade/

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K

Today Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 266, Sampson and Sally with Meagan Brockway

Brockway and Seanbaby ask Brockway’s wife, Meagan, for her cursed media origin story. She answers with Samson & Sally: a Danish animated film about cute lil’ whale children on a search for the legendary Moby Dick. Along the way they’ll find their families’ corpses, the dancing dead of every war, insane irradiated walruses, and yes! Eventually they do find Moby Dick (dying from dementia).

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Mountain Monsters had a huge season finale with tons of cliffhangers. Luckily the boys were able to get all of the answers you wanted! Enjoy some valentines cards from the AIMS team

BIGFEETS – Episode 64, The Twisted Torch

Jeff finally says something that’s worth listening to on this very special episode of BIGFEETS!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS – Episode 65, The Wolves of West Virginia

After an exciting cliffhanger and an agonizing year-long break between seasons, Mountain Monsters fans finally get the answers they’re looking for. “Fuck you” is a kind of answer.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert is going to jail because you didn’t buy his book. But it’s not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated January Podcast Roundup

January, baby! The best month of the year. What we do in these first 31 days sets the tone for the rest of the other … I want to say 400? Calendars are dumb.

And this month our writers set the tone by nerding out, upsetting you, and killing your imaginary friend for $200. Isn’t that neat? Check it out:

Merritt K opened it up by nerding out about Little Shop, and Lydia Bugg responded by upsetting us with Celebrity Bear Hunt. If you don’t know what that is, there is zero percent you will be able to guess before clicking. Continuing on the TV train, Alex Schmidt stopped by to upset us with a show that squandered every opportunity it had. I’m talking about The Pitts. Dennard Dayle, possibly one of the only Hot Dog writers that actually reads books, nerded out about… well it says Zodiac Faces and really there is no way to describe the horrors in that link. Just click it, you’ll see.

And Brockway’s book finally came out! Haha sucker that wasn’t the link to his article. This one is though, you can click here to see him reflect on his final days on the outside before he goes to jail forever. And it’s all your fault.

Oh, also they put out a 1900HotDog album. I don’t know who they is, maybe it was Lydia?

Anyway, onto the podcasts:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 259, William Wegman: Dog Pervert with Hana Michels

Famous dog pornographer William Wegman tricked the whole world into thinking his portraits of sexy, powerful women with the heads of Weimaraners were art. Come learn how he’s responsible for breaking the brain of our favorite chaos gremlin, Hana Michels!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 260, Trancers 2 with Jamie Kelly

Jamie Kelly’s origin story is as beautiful and mysterious as a full moon… feature! Yes, it’s time for Trancers 2, a seminal “film” brought to you by the brain trust over at Full Moon Features, Temu’s Roger Corman Productions! Wanna know why Jamie’s all messed up? These old Full Moon VHS tapes explain EVERYTHING!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 261, Deadliest Warrior WEAPONS EDITION with Eddie Doty

Remember the DOGGZZONE’s very first episode? Remember the 2025 movie, Weapons? Ok. This is like that if you combined the two, but replaced all the witches’ children with a GI Joe Action Pack Accessories kit… but less lethal. Join us as we welcome back Eddie Dotty to revisit the Deadliest Warrior!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 262, Automan with Zak Koonce

Automan ran for only 12 episodes in 1983 because the world wasn’t ready for the story of a computerized man in a star wetsuit whose horny pixel sidekick can make a laser car out of anything. You know who was ready? Our guest, Zak Koonce!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Trapper is back and bigger than ever! Kind of. Well not really, not at all. It’s complicated. I drew him as a skull faced apparition that throws jars of piss. Neat!

BIGFEETS – Episode 62, The Return of Trapper

THRILL as the AIMS team bothers a dying old man! We bid farewell to Trapper as well as the single rusty thumbtack that held the premise of MOUNTAIN MONSTERS together on this week’s episode of BIGFEETS!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS – Episode 63, The Secret of the Red Shed

Come listen to us break down this episode of Mountain Monsters, which is about Huckleberry erotically showering for a psychic bigfoot. No, that’s really what the episode is about. Yes, the whole hour. What use are jokes in the face of that?

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. I know what you’re thinking… This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.