February has the right idea. Keep your head down, plow through four equal weeks, get the fuck out. It’s the shortest month, but it is one of the best months, hands down. I don’t know why but I always watch all the vampire movies in February. Something about intimacy that consumes and eternal bonds or something. I dunno, it just seems fitting.
Ignore me, look at what our writers gave you for FREE this month. Merritt K started us off this month nerding out about The Creech. Lydia Bugg disgusted us with how much fucking a gamester can do with A Guinea Pig Pride and Prejudice. Dennard Dayle nerded out about homework math in the way only Dennard can, with his review of HYBRID. And Michael Swaim gave us a lovely fucking day with A Totally Respectable, Average-Length History of Penis Enlargement. Sometimes free is still a price you pay.
Anyway, onto the sexy vampires:
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 263, Automan goes to Zippers with Zak Koonce
Zak Koonce joins us for a follow up to last week’s episode about Automan, the computerized himbo who can do anything. This time, cyber hunk hijinks and pixie boy jealousy collide as Automan becomes a male stripper. Take it off, Automan. Show us your .pkg.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 264, The Rock ‘N Roll Sports Classic with Lydia Bugg
Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg watch shockingly famous rock stars run badly and drown quickly. It’s 1978’s Rock ‘N Roll Sports Classic, featuring The Jacksons, Earth, Wind and Fire, Boston, Gladys Knight, The Runaways, Kenny Loggins, and more. Dan McQuade would have loved this. It’s only missing Jeff Altman. RIP buddy.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K
Today Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 266, Sampson and Sally with Meagan Brockway
Brockway and Seanbaby ask Brockway’s wife, Meagan, for her cursed media origin story. She answers with Samson & Sally: a Danish animated film about cute lil’ whale children on a search for the legendary Moby Dick. Along the way they’ll find their families’ corpses, the dancing dead of every war, insane irradiated walruses, and yes! Eventually they do find Moby Dick (dying from dementia).
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Mountain Monsters had a huge season finale with tons of cliffhangers. Luckily the boys were able to get all of the answers you wanted! Enjoy some valentines cards from the AIMS team
BIGFEETS – Episode 64, The Twisted Torch
Jeff finally says something that’s worth listening to on this very special episode of BIGFEETS!
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BIGFEETS – Episode 65, The Wolves of West Virginia
After an exciting cliffhanger and an agonizing year-long break between seasons, Mountain Monsters fans finally get the answers they’re looking for. “Fuck you” is a kind of answer.
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As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!
All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.
That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert is going to jail because you didn’t buy his book. But it’s not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend
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Ok, bye.
2 replies on “Podcasting Day: The Illustrated February Podcast Roundup”
beautiful work as always Tom!
Fuck those are good portraits. I love how each one of Seanbaby and Brockway are a little different.