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Podcasting Day: January Podcast Roundup

It’s 2025, baby! We did it, another year in the books and my pawn takes both your rooks. I don’t know, I started that sentence with the best intentions and then felt like it needed a rhyme and it kind of got away from me. But life is like that sometimes! While we nerded out about the Virgin America Safety Music Video, learned about Ellerslie, and browsed the best hot dogs of 2024, we might have missed out on a few of the podcasts. It’s ok, things get away from us. But don’t even worry about it, it’s 2025 and I’ve got your back.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 205, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS with Tom Reimann

Seanbaby & Jamie Kelly welcome back special guest, Tom Reimann to the DOGG ZZONE to do a little dumpster diving! Oh what treasures were found! Widely regarded as one of the most infamous bad movies ever to be put to celluloid, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS the MOVIE will hurt you. Never fear as the DOGG ZZONE gang are here on their ATVs of hilarity to help salve the pain. Get your snot rags ready, things are about to get gross!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 206, Janice Dickinson’s 12 Days of XMAS with Rodney Anonymous

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, (FINALLY!) welcome back special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGG ZZONE to celebrate the holidays in true DOGG ZZONE fashion! You know how aging supermodels are super chill people who are firmly grounded, warm, empathetic and the first in line to spread holiday cheer and goodwill towards all god’s creatures, (even the gay ones?) Well hide them from Janice Dickinson, America’s shittiest shat. It was this or a Robert Brockway Follow Up Question Special, and he don’t take no follow up questions. Recognize.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 207 Baywatch Xmas Special with Dan McQuade

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Dan McQuade to the DOGG ZZONE! Are y’all ready for a crossdressing child little person incel priest criminal Pamela Anderson elf secret? Cause that’s what you’re getting. It’s a Baywatch Christmas special! There’s plenty of slow motion running for everyone, just like in nightmares!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 208, Connecticut Cryptids with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guests Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGG ZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? As if it weren’t completely obvious, these are but a few of the fantastical creatures that make up Connecticut’s cryptids! Let the DOGG ZZONE regale you with descriptions of some of the most fierce- What’s that? Beguiling? False? Cockamamie? Do you kiss your Thunder Brother with that mouth??

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

But that’s not all, we also have two more episodes of the incredible BIGFEETS podcast. And Brockway came back!! Whaaaat?!

BIGFEETS Episode 35 – The AIMS Team vs. The Lightn-ROBERTSBACK!!!

The Bigfeets boys watchROBERT’S BACK!! JEHESIOUS CRIPES! We thought bigfoot ate him… we really did. Our apologies, we’ve been stalling. Turns out, Robert Brockway has been busy sharpening the many, MANY axes it takes to defeat the Lightning Man. Never has a cryptid posed such a threat… Robert knew, far, FAR in advance. You’re only alive today because ROBERT BROCKWAY sacrificed his time and sanity to shield you against the onslaught of the Lightning Man and its various Thunder Brothers. And Seanbaby’s hat. Also Jason Pargin is in this episode as Jason Pargin; Author.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 36 – The AIMS Team vs. The Thunder Bros.

The Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever!

We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or… maybe they’re trying to evade them? There’s literally no way of knowing! Grab your cheapest axe and tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you.

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: December Podcast Roundup

Well, you did it. You made it to December. November swept past us as we watched Seanbaby reflect on Brockrollers, the Home Brockway Game. Dennard Dayle made us read about Camilo Wallace: The Ventriloquist, while Mike Drucker had an Interview With His Six-Year-Old Self About Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue. But most impressively, Lydia Bugg taught us about a woman’s guide to football.

I know what I’m thankful for. That’s right, the podcasts!

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 201, SHOCKWAVE with Brendan McGinley

Seanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012’s SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop “””robot”””

This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 202, RIKI-OH with Christina H

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH!If you’d rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man’s body, you prefer your jaws intact and unexploded, if you have any semblance of decency left, RIKI-OH is NOT for you!All other perverts, welcome!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 203, ROBOT JOX with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOT JOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over…spies are involved, there’s fake baby adults, nut hugging body suits… something for kids of all ages!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 204, BLACKBIRD with Mark Mahoney

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE. You’re in for a treat as the DOGGZZONE gang report on what just might be the most thrilling, action packed spectacle of espionage, intrigue, lurid romance and just all around film classic, “BLACKBIRD.” What’s that? Never heard of it? HOW?? It features the LORD OF THE DANCE! Rectify your crimes of ignorance at once as you engage with what is certainly the most important cinematic experience of your entire life!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

But that’s not all, we also have two more episodes of the incredible BIGFEETS podcast. And don’t forget the new BIGFEETS poster. Whaaaat?!

BIGFEETS Episode 33 – BIGFEETS VS. ALASKA MONSTERS

The BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a bitter loss possibly be rectified by pale imitations of Wild Bill?Seanbaby’s hats… what’s up with that? Enough is enough on this episode of BIGFEETS!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 34 – THE BADGE, THE BIBLE, AND BIGFOOT

The unbearable weight of Robert Brockway’s departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, The Badge, the Bible and Bigfoot this sentiment is exactly why you should watch her and exclusively her “movies.” Further proof that we are made only but to suffer. Life is a farce. Seanbaby is wearing another hat, and we are all alone.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you.

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: November Podcast Roundup

Oof, November already? It feels like just yesterday we were getting upset watching Joe Piscopo’s Halloween Party, nerding out about the Beenado on 9-1-1’s season 8 premiere, and also nerding out with the E.T. Digital Companion. No matter how hard we squeeze, the sands of time continue to slip through our ever-aging hands.

Oh well, such is the curse of mortality. Speaking of, here are the podcasts you might have missed!

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 197, Techno Warriors with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGG ZZONE. Imagine if you will, a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It’s TECHNO WARRIORS and it IS your favorite movie. No follow up questions.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

DOGGZZONE 9000 – Episode 198, HAMMER X with Dan McQuade

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry… To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs… bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there’s one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 199, Horror Fight! with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy)

Happy Halloween! We’re giving out mouth guards, check it for razor blades… Fun!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 200, SCHEME, SPAM or CREEP with Abe Epperson

Seanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

But that’s not all, we also have two more episodes of the incredible BIGFEETS podcast. And don’t forget the new BIGFEETS merch we launched, just for you!

BIGFEETS Episode 31 – UFO COWBOYS???

Seanbaby and Jason Pargin veer off the bigfoot path in Robert Brockway’s absence to do a little investigating of their own. Is UFO COWBOYS a cryptid worthy of discovery or will the BIGFEETS boys face certain doom for moonlighting against their beloved Mountain Monsters hillbillies?

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 32 – BIGFEETS Q&A SUMBITCH HOOTENANNY

Have you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumors of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the lost and found? Does Jason Pargin have a new book coming out? All these questions and more will be “answered”!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

You get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you.

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: October Podcast Roundup

Hello again! Wow, what a month you’ve had, what with punching your way through the Street Fighter 2 Storytelling game, nerding out about the 1988 Academy Award for Live Action Short Film, and learning 500 uses for pantyhose other than wearing them. You’ve had a pretty tight schedule.

That’s why I’m here. I don’t know if you know this, but we have this podcast here, and it’s pretty good. It’s damn good! I’d even say it’s pretty damn good. Don’t believe me? Find out for yourself! Here’s what you might have missed this month:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 192, Bladesmen with Michael Swaim

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss what can loosely be described as a barbarian comic book but can more accurately be described as, SQUAAAAWWWWK!

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Animated Podcast

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 193, Werewolf with Vanessa Guerrero

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest, Vanessa Guerrero back to the DOGGZZONE to discuss low octane werewolves and their cum plugging moon rituals!

Soundcloud

Animated Podcast

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 194, Celebrity Cartoons with Erik Barnes

Seanbaby and Hana Michels welcome special guest, Erik Barnes to the DOGGZZONE to discuss cash grab cartoons, birds… so many birds, AND just how attractive you REALLY find horses. Answer: We don’t want to know, (DM us)

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Animated Podcast

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 195, Dollman 2 with Shawn DePasquale

Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg welcome special guest Shawn DePasquale to the DOGGZZONE to discuss Dollman 2! Bereft of substance AND incredibly dense? Yes! Demonic toys? YES! Tim Thomerson?? THEY DON’T MAKE ENOUGH DRY PANTIES TO KEEP PACE! Dollman 2 has everything you never wanted jam packed into four infinite scenes. Running time 61 minutes.

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Animated Podcast

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 196, Hard Ticket to Hawaii with Mark Mahoney

Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoney to review, “Hard Ticket to Hawaii”! Considered far and wide to be a movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists! Those who love movies will absolutely acknowledge “Hard Ticket to Hawaii” as one!

Hard Ticket to Hawaii: “You will believe a snake has cancer.”

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Animated Podcast

But that’s not all! I’m certain you’ve been listening to the world’s fastest-growing podcast among 27-year-old adults named Liam who live in Stockton with their roommates Jeff and Mike, but just in case you haven’t, we also got BIGFEETS!

BIGFEETS – Episode 29, The AIMS Crew vs. The Stonish Giant

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 9 of Mountain Monsters: The Stonish Giant of Harrison County: The AIMS crew discover the subtle differences between flint and… flint. Mud armor, ACTIVATE!

Soundcloud

Animated Podcast

BIGFEETS – Episode 30, Trapper vs. THE ABYSS

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Mountain Monsters: The Squalling Savage of Central Kentucky: The AIMS crew meanders under new leadership as Trapper reels in the face of Death’s grim rictus.

Soundcloud

Animated Podcast

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you.

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: Dogg Zzone Roundup!

Look, I get it. You’ve had a busy month, what with learning about EGG magazine, reading comics by the American Nazi Party, and smoking crack with Lenny, the crack-smoking lion. It is totally understandable that you haven’t had time to fully dive into THE DOGGZZONE or Bigfeets, but I’m telling you right now, you are only hurting yourself here.

Did you even see that the Dogg Zzone animated podcasts have these horrible visages staring soullessly into the abyss? And all for you!

Awful! Anyway, here are some of the things you might have missed:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 187, Saban Moon with Lydia Bugg

After three decades, someone has finally uncovered the pilot for the lost 1990s American live action adaptation of Sailor Moon. Brockway shines the Magical Girl Signal. Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg solemnly answer.

Watch the animated version of the podcast on YouTube. It’s like listening but with your eyes!

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 188, Bangkok Knockout with Rusty Shackles

Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest Rusty Shackles celebrate the bonkers Thai martial arts movie Bangkok Knockout, and mourn the several million stuntmen it surely killed.

And if you prefer visuals, watch us talk with Rusty Shackles about Bangkok Knockout, which is the second best way to watch Bangkok Knockout, aside from actually watching Bangkok Knockout.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 189, Heat with Merritt K

Brockway slips into his paisley blazer to trick Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, into watching the 1986 movie Heat, with Burt Reynolds. It’s a hardboiled neo-noir detective movie, and a Karate Kid mentor story, and also a Jackie Chan style stunt comedy starring, again, Burt Reynolds.

The animated version of that podcast lets you watch us and Merritt K discuss 1986’s Heat with Burt Reynolds, the one where he dresses like pimp’s couch and does flying jumpkicks that burst men into flames. Yes, that one!

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 190, Top Model Backwards With Dan McQuade

Seanbaby sets an impossible task based on his own vanity: Watch the episode of America’s Next Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of terrible songs written by models on half a lunch break. Only Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade are desperate enough to obey!

And right here you can watch our two cartoon ghouls and guest Dan McQuade discuss the episode of Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of a memorial ballad.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 191, Vincent Gallo Merch with Jason Pargin

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Jason Pargin, to rummage through the yard sale that actor/director Vincent Gallo’s life has become. Deep discounts on his childhood memories, his racism, and his semen! WOW!

Come watch us and Jason Pargin talk about the trainwreck that ’90s bad boy actor/director Vincent Gallo’s life became.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 191, Bladesmen with Michael Swaim

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss what can loosely be described as a barbarian comic book but can more accurately be described as, SQUAAAAWWWWK! That last one is the link to the animated version.

All of these are available free for everyone, but if you are one of our Patreon subscribers, you get access to all the Extra Wieners: incredible bits and behind-the-scenes stories that are TOO EXTREME for public consumption.

And that brings us to…

… BIGFEETS. If you haven’t caught up on these, now is your chance:

BIGFEETS Episode 26 – Huckleberry vs. Bigfoot’s Dusty Nuts

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 6 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Washington County. Several local children were drowned in quicksand during the making of this episode.

BIGFEETS Episode 27: The AIMS Crew vs. Psychic Pedophile Bigfoot

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 7 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: AIMS Under Attack. The sterling reputation of the Cherokee Devil was irreparably damaged in the making of this episode, and there will be legal action.

Bigfeets has a video podcast now! Finally, you can watch our handsome mouths pronounce the words “psychic pedophile bigfoot” — universally agreed to be the most aesthetically pleasing series of human mouth shapes.

BIGFEETS – Episode 28, Psychic Bigfoot vs. A Polite Request

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 8 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: AIMS Erupts. Psychic Bigfoot’s feelings were hurt in the making of this episode.

In case you forgot in the past two paragraphs, BIGFEETS has a video podcast now! Come watch our handsome faces as they actually form the words you love! This time we’re talking about the psychic pedophile bigfoot finale! Those ones, those are the words you love.

We got BIGFEETS shirts now!

Wear our ‘feets on your chest!

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you.

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.