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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated December Podcast Roundup

I pushed myself beyond my limit this month. I went all out to end the year because you all deserve it. I learned so much this month in my art, but also from our incredible writers.

I learned all about how Hallmark culls their hunks thanks to Lydia Bugg’s Fucking Day: Finding Mr. Christmas. I learned how horny mormons can get when adapting a book about killing demons thanks to Tom Reimann’s Nerding Day: Doom Endgame. I learned how depressing a novelization of Alex Schmidt’s favorite film can be thanks to Alex Schmidt’s Nerding Day: The Emoji Movie Book Of The Film. And finally, I learned that athletics starts before conception thanks to Dennard Dayle’s Fucking Day: Sperm Races, Revisited. Just the simple kind of stuff our writers educate everyone about FOR FREE. Imagine all the hot knowledge you are missing out on if you aren’t a subscriber!

Anyway, onto the podcasts:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 256, Yo-Yo Man with Dan McQuade

This week Dan McQuade shares his start into the world of cursed media with an instructional Yo-Yo VHS Variety Show featuring the one and only Yo-Yo Man, Tom Smothers! Also featuring the Yo-Yo Master. Don’t confuse the two, they absolutely hate each other and will flip out on you.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 257, The Image Comic Launch Lineup with Rusty Shackles

In 1992, Image Comics launched with an all-star lineup full of Hot Dog touchstones like Todd McFarlane, Rob Liefeld, and Exploding Fred. We’ll let 1900HOTDOG’s very own Rusty Shackles tell you why this was his cursed media origin story, and we’ll let Exploding Fred explain why it still matters today. Fred? Fred? Buddy? Ah, he exploded.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 258, Straight Up with David Bell

David Bell joins us to talk about Straight Up, the D.A.R.E. program’s most confusing attempt to save children from the horrors of recreational drug use. Starring Lou Gossett, Jr., Chad Allen, a drug detecting headband, and sexy, sexy heroin.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Best Doggs of 2025

We take a look back at 2025, revisiting the lofty highs and actionable lows! A year jam packed with cursed movies, games, books and origin stories. People died. Seanbaby ate a kid. Half our guests wound up with lock jaw. But in the end, we found that comedy was truly the family we learned along the way. Also, Robert wrote a book.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

AIMS comes in hot with a huge mystery. Do they solve it? No! Find out how!

BIGFEETS Episode 60 – Mystery of the Deathcat Barn

The AIMS team finally reach the mysterious barn of the Deathcat after multiple episodes and dozens of distractions on this, their toughest challenge ever: a gentle quarter mile hike.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 61 – AIMS vs The Coyote King

The AIMS team are hot on the trail of a teleporting wizard who travels at the speed of waddle! Many questions are raised, none are answered, all are forgotten. This and less on this week’s episode of BIGFEETS!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. I know what you’re thinking… This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: The Thankful November Podcast Roundup TCG

November? I hardly know ‘er! Hahahaha. Thanks for comin’ out folks.

This month, Lydia kicked things off with a free article in October. She’s just that good. Learn all about the Toronto Scarf Queen and hope to be half as good as Lydia some day. Tom Reimann dropped by to nerd it up about one of the DOOM novels, specifically Doom Infernal Sky. Not to be outdone, Lydia roared back with a deep dive into everyone’s favorite TikTok series, The Emperor of Welding. Dennard Dayle continues to upset us, but he always does it in new and novel ways. This time it was with For Girls Only (No Boys Allowed!). Jason Pargin balanced the scales with one for the boys with a look at social media and Fat Hen Farms. Michael Swaim snuck in at the buzzer to nerd out about Tom Hankss’s’s most famous film, Mazes and Monsters.

And most importantly, Brockway took a moment to write up a wonderful appreciation post about someone near and dear to our entire community. This month we lost one of our best, someone that was the key ingredient in the primordial gunk that became the discord community that exists today. Brockway’s appreciation day post in honor of Cerril should be read by everyone that reads this site.

Take a moment to drink one in honor of Cerril, and then let’s dive into the podcasts. I made some fun art, I promise!

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 251, KOOL-AID Tape with Dimitri Simakis

The Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water led to the creation of the world’s largest collection of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt

Pierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don’t worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin

Jason Pargin’s favorite hotdog is a hamburger with a side of racism, an icey glass of sexual assualt and a garnish of songs that are maybe some of the best ever written.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall

Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.

Dirk Marshall’s origin story is 1983’s “Warriors of the Wasteland,” quite possibly the most beautiful story of car-based anal revenge drilling ever put to VHS by a drunk Italian.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 255, Mutant Chronicles with Tom Reimann

Mutant Chronicles is K-Mart Warhammer 40k. A grimdark TTRPG featuring shoulder pads, attainable middle class living, huge sexy broads, shoulder pads, skulls, blood, tables, tables, tables, and shoulder pads! And it was Tom Reimann’s awakening to a world of cursed media. It’s why he always wears those shoulder pads.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Don’t worry, because the guy my uncle buys meth from made an expansion pack. Check these out.

BIGFEETS Episode 58 – AIMS vs The Silver Giant of Boone County

In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 59 – AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat

The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they’re all pretending to be Indians themselves.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. I know what you’re thinking… This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: The Spooky October Podcast Roundup

October! Spooky! Ok, I know there is still a week left of October, but here’s the thing. I drew a bunch of spooky achromatic stuff for you this month and if I release it in November, it’s gonna look stupid. I don’t want that, and some of you probably don’t want that. But before we get into the podcasts and all of that, let’s see what delightful scares our writers freely released into the world this month.

Zak Koonce started the month off by scaring us silly with Punching Day: The Increasingly Insane Best of the Best Movies. We thought we were safe but they just kept releasing more! Dennard Dayle decided to hold a mirror up to our technocratic dystopian present with Upsetting Day: Friend. It’s like an episode of that one netflix show, but good! Undeterred, Lydia Bugg dove straight into body horror with Fucking Day: Penis Enlargement. Did you know erection levels are exactly like Super Saiyan levels? We do now! And Merritt K decided to throw everyone a bone after we all collectively died with Learning Day: Canadian Handbook for the Recently Embarrassingly Deceased. Oh also yeah we all died in Canada. Sorry about that.

Now that you are used to, you know, the whole being dead thing, let’s see what we had going on in our podcasts this month and look at some erotic art!

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 247, Learn at Every Turn with Mark Mahoney

Learning can be fun! But not here. Here, you suffer. Mark Mahoney hates your brain and he’s going to prove it with, “Learn at Every Turn.” Warning: Contains a sexy and naked native sexual awakening and NOTHING ELSE.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 248, RIFTS with Merritt K

Roll up an illegitimate, alcoholic Glitter Boy and step into the world of the RIFTS Source Book with Merritt K. What happens when you put EVERYTHING in a single tabletop role-playing game? Local lunatic Kevin Siembieda tried to answer that question and wound up with an unplayable game and a mechanical battle kangaroo.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 249, Sea Monkeys with Michael Swaim

Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That’s how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three suffocating improv comedians dying inside defective sex toys. Michael Swaim will explain how they influenced the course of his entire life. Presumably for the worse.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 250, Rock ‘n’ Roll High School Forever with Zak Koonce

The original Rock ‘n’ Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It’s the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount of time, and fucking Zak Koonce insisted we watch it.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

We move on from origin stories to stories with no origins, or endings. The AIMS Team is in grave danger with spooky monsters all around! Someone hold me, I’m scared and covered in piss.

BIGFEETS Episode 56 – AIMS Team VS. The Waya Woman: Queen of the Blood Wolves

The AIMS team is back and true to form… lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on the run from a werewolf called “the Queen of the Blood Wolves,” which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 57 – AIMS vs The Waya Woman, Part 2

In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy’s aborted chicken coop. It’s the best show ever made.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

OH ALSO! BEFORE I FORGET! All of these illustrations are now available in our shop as cool postcards. Click on any of the podcast images to be taken to that page, or browse all of our current lineup here.

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. I know what you’re thinking… This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: The September Podcast Roundup

Oh September, the forgotten month when a lot of you were born. Your parents were freaks and did freaky stuff, probably sucked toes. September babies disgust me. Have a regular birthday like everyone else.

Anyway, this month had a normal amount of podcasts and I was watching Mission Hill for the infinity-ith time and wanted to try and draw that art style. Turns out it is very difficult and I am awful at it! But I had a great time, so I hope you enjoy it anyway. You know who else had a great time this month? Our writers!

Lydia Bugg showed off an incredible amount of fuckboy pope hats in her Fucking Day: Pope Shopping Spree. Alex Schmidt didn’t want Lydia to have all the fun so he brought us a moustache that is illegal to show in 31 states with Fucking Day: Calgary Flames Red Hot. And Merritt K, not to ever be outdone, gave us a double whammy this month. First, she brought us up to Canada for some wholesome family TV with Learning Day: Kids Can Rock and Roll, and then she did the kind of deep journalism Hot Dog is known for by uncovering some lost emails in her Nerding Day: DarkStalkers the Animated Series.

That was everything we had free to read this month, but there were tons of other articles our patrons were forced to read that you might be missing out on. I’m not gonna bug you about that right now though because we have podcasts to get to. And not just any podcasts, but ORIGIN STORY PODCASTS:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 243, Karatecise with Mark Mahoney

Have you ever wondered what makes Seanbaby tick? Of course not, it’s universally understood that Seanbaby runs on KICK and PUNCH and HUNK. In this episode, learn Seanbaby’s Hot Dog Origin story alongside Brockway and guest, Mark Mahoney. Try to act surprised when it turns out to be geriatric exercises from the 1980s dressed up as karate.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 244, Rubik the Amazing Cube with Hana Michels

Nobody’s first memory should be Mickey Rooney’s head, magically bisected and glued to the side of a three dimensional rainbow puzzle box. But it does explain some things about Brockway. Come listen as he makes his broken memories Seanbaby and Hana’s problem. It’s another Hot Dog Origin Story!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 245, Atlantis High with Lydia Bugg

We’re exploring the cursed media origins of the Hot Dog Crew, and this week it’s Lydia Bugg with a show called Atlantis High, a paranormal New Zealand YA sitcom. It’s like Saved by the Bell meets The X Files, but darker and hornier than either of those things. It definitely shouldn’t exist, but it does explain absolutely everything about Lydia.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 246, White Chicks with Dennard Dayle

The late Dennard Dayle brought White Chicks into the Dogg Zzone. Seanbaby and Brockway did what had to be done. Dennard claimed the film was responsible for his origin as a comedian and curator of cursed media. It’s almost admirable, that he was willing to die for this. He would be missed, if it weren’t for White Chicks.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

The AIMS team has been in The Dark Forest for over a hundred years at this point, will they ever find their way out? UNLIKELY! But that’s alright, because our boys are loving every minute of it.

BIGFEETS Episode 54 – The Dark Forest Revealed PART 1

Why does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer’s cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of this two-part finale!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 55 – Dark Forest Revealed PART 2

We spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. I know what you’re thinking… This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: August Podcast Roundup

I don’t know how to say this guys, but we fucked up. Somehow we broke time. Your guess is as good as mine, but I think the important thing to do at a time like this is to come together and move past it. On the bright side HOT DAMN IT’S AN EXTRA LARGE PODCAST ROUNDUP!

Before we get into that, let’s catch up on what was free to read this month. Articles, like podcasts for your eyes! Merritt K learned all about Alligator Pie. Well had us learn about it. Really wish she didn’t! Lydia Bugg brought us some delightfully upsetting quaint retro pornography. Oh Fuck, It’s Girl Hunt! Oh, do you know Jamie Kelly? She is the reason the podcasts sound and look so good. Maybe you heard her new songs on the latest bigfeets? Sorry, I’m getting lost in promotion here, it was her birthday! She drank and then reflected on what our drink suggestions say about us. It was delightful, just like a raspberry lemonade. And rounding out the month, Dennard Dayle gave us a glimpse behind the veil to learn about some advanced hell magick with Utterly Wicked. We don’t deserve the things he goes through for our entertainment. Not sure if that’s positive or negative. Anyway, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY’S NEW BOOK, “I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200” by Robert Brockway, a Rappin’ Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.

Alright, here’s the weird part. In the month since the last roundup we have had NINE podcasts come out. Six canon and three expanded universe. That seems impossible to me but my dad was killed by Calendar Man, so I don’t pay attention to these things as much anymore. Take a look for yourself though and tell me what you think:

 

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 237, Dirtbag Jeopardy ROUND 2 with Merritt K

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren’t ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid your straps! You’re stuck! Welcome to the second best thing that has ever happened to you!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 238, Expository Theme Songs with Zak Koonce

Look, we’re all just having fun here right? Well STOP. It’s time to get serious. You have two choices. Are you an ape fucker or a duck fucker? Take your tim-TIME’S UP. You’ve made your choice, the traveler has come. Zak Koonce and the rest of the DOGGZZONE are here to reveal your fate, you sad, sad zoophile. Shame.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 239, VR.5 with Tom Reimann

Tom Reimann joins the DOGGZZONE to discuss… cyber… stuff. Cyber crime mysteries? It’s the ‘90s and just like the ‘90s none of it makes any sense. Line up for your Virtual Boy helmets, it’s time for “VR.5”

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 240, WAR OF THE WORLDS with Jason Pargin

Pretty sure we’ve got the inside scoop on Ice Cube’s new War of the World’s movie, we’re the very first on the scene for this, what very well may be the worst- What? TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, other podcasts, even Ice Cube himself beat us to the punch in making fun of this? So… so we did the algo face for nothing?

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 241, Zorran: Star Warrior with Lydia Bugg

Lydia Bugg is back to talk about “Zorann: Star Warrior,” a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that begins with bitching and moaning, and ends with bitching and moaning. Somewhere in between the petulance exists a realm of limited possibilities, copyright adjacent ineptitude, and psychic sex pterodactyls.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 242, CHiPS Force Seven with Eddie Doty

Who likes highway patrolman secret ninja force hijinks? Trade in your guns for shurikens and fingertip suction, because we’re talking CHiPS: FORCE SEVEN with pretend ninja expert Eddie Doty.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

We have THREE BIGFEETS FOR YOU. Two and a half? Nah, I’d say it’s still three. THREE BIGFEETS.

BIGFEETS Episode 51 – The Secret of the Little Girl

In this episode, there’s a magical little girl lost in the woods and only Buck knows her special secret-

Oop, looks like we’ve been canceled. This podcast description has been canceled.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 52 – The Blood Skull…

Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence… THE BLOOD SKULL. We’re on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episode of BIGFEETS, (also this one.)

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 53 – Sons of Appalachia EPISODE ZERO

The AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they’re not allowed to call it that, and they’re not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. Maybe that’s where he belongs, but he’s going to take the whole site with him if you don’t click this link. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.

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Podcasting Day: July Podcast Roundup

Wow, July came and went already. Hot dogs, Christmas decorations on clearance, imminent global collapse. It always seems to fly by. Soon enough the kids are going back to school and the gimp suit comes back out of storage.

While you’ve been off enjoying the weather or whatever it is people do outside, Merritt K learned about r/retconned, a magical place where nobody is ever wrong about anything! Lydia Bugg, meanwhile, learned about Biker Mice From Mars Early Reader Books. Which sexy alien rat do you ship with your OC? Brockway learned all about what happened to your favorite animatronic warehouse, The Rock-afire Explosion Band! Fun for the whole family. And Dennard Dayle didn’t learn a damn thing, but nerded out about The Book of Lives, an AI book…game? An LLM Experience brought to you by two nameless AI podcast hosts.

But let’s take a look at the podcasts this month. I wanted to try something new and see how many times I could fuck up drawing Seanbaby in one month. See if you can spot all the mistakes!

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 233, The Infernal Dictionary with Dennard Dayle

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dennard Dayle. Today we’re going to help Dennard become the world’s next best selling author through cunning use of demonic favors! First we must choose the most helpful demon for our nefarious causes… Who could it possibly be?? Tune in to find out as we scour the Infernal Dictionary for the Secrets to Dennard’s Success!

Buy Dennard Dayle’s book, “How to Dodge a Cannonball: A Novel”

Read the review in The New York Times

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 234, Eurovision with Dan McQuade

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dan McQuade. Eurovision. Finally, ABBA squared. What more needs to be said? The goofing grounds are fertile no matter the year… It is time! Enjoy, you lucky so and so’s!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 235, The Ferret with Bryan Stratton

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!

Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1…2…3…4…

(verse)

ROCKSTAR ferret! He’s the best at a fight!

ROCKSTAR ferret! Got his smokes and a light!

ROCKSTAR ferret! He’s a weird place to start!

ROCKSTAR ferret! Gonna tongue fuck your heart!

(pre)

It’s how gracefully you die that’s important!

(chorus)

ROCKSTAR FERRET! ROCKSTAR FERRET! ROCKSTAR FERRET, YEAH!

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Buy Robert Brockway’s new book… OR ELSE.

Hardcover

NON-Amazon

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 236, Dirtbag Jeopardy with Merritt K

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you’ve ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It’s too late now… sit down strap in and be prepare for literally the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY’S NEW BOOK, “I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200” by Robert Brockway, a Rappin’ Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.

Hardcover

NON-Amazon

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the animated podcast on YouTube.

The AIMS team continues to wander the dark forest, battling cryptids and ennui. Good thing they get cell service in there or they’d be in trouble!

BIGFEETS Episode 49 – The AIMS team vs. Huckleberry’s Predator

The Dark Forest™ holds many mysteries, including copyright infringement/childhood trauma super combos! There’s nonsense, bickering & partner swapping afoot in this week’s episode of BIGFEETS!

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

BIGFEETS Episode 50 – The Three Rings

Y’all… Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just… sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol’ hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody 🙁

Listen on SoundCloud.

Watch the video podcast on YouTube.

As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!

That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you.

BIGFEETS: https://soundcloud.com/1800bigfeets

DOGG ZZONE: https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

ANIMATED/VIDEO PODS: https://www.youtube.com/@1900HOTDOG

Ok, bye.