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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Action Figure Shirt

It’s another Store Post Saturday, and this one comes with real Nitrate-Blasting action!

That’s right, this week we’ve got a brand new shirt, the Hot Dog Action Figure! Incredibly strange timing with current internet fads, but I assure you this has nothing to do with that, and was created by a real human artist.

Look at him there, he’s got his uzi and bowie knife, just like in the movies! He even comes with ninja stars and telephone power.

The shirt is available in eight different colors, and is on our usual stock of super comfy pre-shrunk cotton shirts. So if you have one of our other shirts, you know what kind of quality you are getting yourself into. And if you don’t have one of our other shirts, hey check it out, we sell shirts!

Last week we didn’t look in the vault, and that’s on me. I got one look at those pint glasses and forgot everything else. So how about I make it up to you by showing you something neat.

Let’s get this thing open here, and…

Oh yeah, this one is a beauty. You know what they say: the game may die, the shirt never will. This incredible piece of history is available in twelve different colors, and can be yours if you find it in the vault.

Ok, I have to close it back up for now, I don’t want a repeat of Wiener Fight Island on my soul.

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Hot Dog Store: Pint Glasses Are Here!

You know I love our mugs, I talk about them all the time. But you know what? We need to shake things up a bit. Let me introduce you to our brand new pint glasses!

Right now we have 9 pint glasses available in the shop. They are 16 ounces, made of glass, and not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand wash these studs, and they’ll serve you for years to come. Let’s take a look at a couple of them.

My goodness these things look great. Like something you’d win at a pizza hut after reading 100 books. This is our Hot Dog Pail Kids Pint Glass, and that thing would look great filled up with a tasty beverage.

Of course we have the original character Ice Pop Paul on one of these. That’s his name!

You can even choose your character with our pint glass featuring The Dogg Boyzz.

And last, but certainly not least, your hot dog heroes are available in all of their pixel glory on our Double Doggon Pint Glass.

So check out all the pint glasses we have to offer, and throw away all other drinkware (except our mugs), because they are WORTHLESS GARBAGE and you deserve so much better.

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Hot Dog Information Bomb

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Hot Dog Store: The Official Hot Dog Handshake

Hot Dog Handshake is back in a big way! Don’t believe me? Look at this image:

See?

So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five different color options, including Athletic Heather for everyone who gave up on their resolution to get fit this year, but still wants to feel like they might go for a jog. Not today, and tomorrow is looking pretty busy, but soon.

And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with Poxco Peppo or whatever. Buy two and make them kiss! The future is what you make of it.

Sorry about all that vault stuff last week. We have things under control now, but there’s no time to chat. You’re on Hot Dog business.

This week our featured vault product is the incredible Hot Dog Business Polo!

A beautiful little wiener tastefully embroidered for your busy work day.

It is so small. Everyone loves it!

Like all vault products, it is up to you to unlock and explore to find it. Just please don’t let anything awful out.

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TEAMWORKING DAY

Teamworking Day: Mickey Mouse and the Medicine Man

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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and HORRORS FROM THE VAULT

Collect them all! There are two.

NEW MERCH TIME! You never asked but we made ‘em, 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!

Available right now in our store in a variety of colors on that comfy shirt stock you know and love. Here it is in a women’s cut.

Also available as a tank top in EIGHT different colors! I think this is the most we’ve ever offered. That’s pretty incredible. One for every day of the week, and then a bonus for when you do laundry.

Not a shirt person? More of a mug meanie? Don’t worry buddy, these look fucking sick as hell on mugs.

And last, but certainly not least, the classic cut. This thing looks and feels incredible. Hang on, I’m going to zoom in on the Heather Prism Ice Blue variant so you can get a good look at it. Here we go:

Hell yeah that…

Shit. What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK???

BROCKWAY? SEANBABY? I NEED HELP IN HERE!!!

OH FUCK OH FUCK

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN ONE OF THESE DAYS

SHIT

WE ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR OUR HUBRIS

Hang on, let me compose myself for a moment.

Ok. We all know 1900HOTDOG deals in cursed artifacts. That’s a given. Usually it’s something funny or upsetting or whatever. But it’s always for laughs. There is a dark side to this bargain though.

The main reason we have the vault is to make sure the worst of the worst doesn’t escape. We front load it with hunk shirts and wiener hats, but that is to hide the true horrors within.

This week, our punishment comes in the form of a shirt that you should absolutely not buy under any circumstances. I’m not being cute and making a joke or being ironic or anything. This is a curse that you cannot unsee, and to buy it and inflict it on others would be a dick move. The dick kind of move that might get you in a fight.

Do NOT buy this shirt. Don’t buy it in any of the nine colors it comes in.

For every three laughs we are given one curse.

I can’t contain it for much longer. I’m doing my best to get it back in the vault. Please, do not buy this shirt. The more you do, the stronger it gets.

Remember me as a hero.