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Hot Dog Store: Dogs vs. Apes and a Vault Full of Dreams?

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 09/27/2025
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There is some powerful magic happening in the vault. I apologize in advance as it seems to be messing with the fabric of reality.

1900HOTDOG PRESENTS – LAVA APES OF THE LOST DIAMOND CITY. The graphic so powerful it can only be put on one type of shirt in three colors and a poster.

But boy what a shirt it is. Look at the boys go, blasting their way out of the lost diamond city. Or was this when they blasted their way in? There was a lot of blasting, it is so hard to keep up with everything. Grab your shirt right here and wear it out there.

The only other way to contain the power of this graphic is in our 24”x36” poster on that high quality Japanese paper. Please do be careful when displaying this, as it has been known to make people flip out from envy and start wrecking the place. We are not liable for any riots you will cause.

It feels like there is something in the vault that wants its freedom. Well, who am I to keep it down?

Do yoga and eat right for Satan.

That’s right, this week in the Vault we are introducing Dreams of the Witch. The newest incredible piece by a cursed sorcerer, forced to create powerful objects that drain your sanity. You know the Vault gives as much as it takes, such is the balance we have brokered. So, step up and do your part, gather another cursed object and protect it in your home. Parade it around town to inoculate those unaware of the horrible things you’ve seen. Do this, in the name of the witch.

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TEAMWORKING DAY

Teamworking Day: Camel Healthy Nerves Part 2

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 09/26/2025
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Tags Brendan McGinley, Dennard Dayle, part two, Smoking is cool as hell, something for the ladies, vintage ads

TEAMWORKING DAY

Teamworking Day: Camel Healthy Nerves Part 1

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 09/25/2025
3 Comments on Teamworking Day: Camel Healthy Nerves Part 1

Tags Brendan McGinley, Dennard Dayle, Smoking is cool as hell, T-Zone, vintage ads

Hot Dog Appreciation Day

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Terminal Miller Poisoning

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 09/24/2025
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Tags Hot Dog Appreciation Day, monica lewinsky, Sissyneck, unending horrors, Video Games

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Hot Dog Store: Important Historical Moments

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 09/20/2025
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The moon landing. Y2K. Toyotathon. Some events are so important, such a part of our cultural identity, that we remember where we were when we experienced it. We remember everything about those days, from the scent in the air to the way the sun felt as it shone upon our faces. The second year of 1900HotDog was more important and culturally impactful than all that other bullshit, and we have the merch to prove it.

Own a piece of momentous history in three different styles available in our shop, right now.

Our classic shirt is available for you in red, white, and athletic heather. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, and the Heather color contains polyester. It’s pre-shrunk, and super comfy. If you don’t see the color/size combination you are looking for, the supplier may be low and you can always check back or send us a message.

This is the only way you can get one of these official pieces of history. At some point in the future these could easily replace currency and may be the deciding factor on who rules what is left of our beautiful wasteland.

Speaking of wastelands, let’s dive into the vault!

Back in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, we made this fuckin’ shirt.

And what a fuckin’ shirt it is. If we are celebrating the second year of 1900HotDog out there, you know we have the Days of Hot Dog Adventure shirt going on in here. And the only way you can get in here is to be at the right patreon level. If you don’t remember which level that is, that’s ok because I don’t either. Just keep putting money into your computer until the vault unlocks, I think that’s how it works. Or ask on our discord, those degenerates know everything.